Apple OS X 5

2007-10-30 13:12:10

As a recent OS X convert myself, my experience has been exactly the opposite of

yours. I used to be able to work a lot faster, a lot smoother, without having

to stop and interrupt my flow of thought -- yes, on Windows XP. Linux has been

slightly less usable, but still more so than OS X. Here's why:

First, the shortcuts are not consistent from program to program. Firefox, for

example, uses Ctrl-D to deny cookies, while Safari uses Command-D to deny.

Browsing back and forth is Command-Left and Command-Right, but that is also the

shortcut to go to the beginning/end of line (when typing into a form field, for

example). Microsoft Word for Mac uses Windows-style shortcuts (end/home etc). I

realize that this is not an OS X problem, but in a way it is -- these keys are

not enforced like they are on other OSes (yes, linux has good shortcuts). These

impede my flow of thought when I have to fish for the right keys to move from

word to word, use the delete key (on a laptop), show the desktop (F11? wtf). I

could go on and on about bad shortcut keys, but I think I have gotten my point

across. Oh, and using Open Office is not feasible in OS X. I'm sorry, but it

plain sucks (slow, inconsistent, requires X11...)

Second, window switching is abysmal. In fact, you can't switch between windows.

You switch between applications. THEN, and only then, can you switch between

windows with Command ~. Furthermore, you can't even switch windows if one of

them is minimized. Yep, you have to fish for it with your mouse (this makes the

minimize button and Expose completely useless). And no, Expose does not show

minimized windows either. So, my shortcuts are all messed up, my desktop is

cluttered, and the "zoom" button has unpredictable behaviors (try it in iTunes,

for example).

Third, I have had weird things happen with my MBP -- fans just started spinning

at 6000rpm for no good reason. I had to reset the PRAM. Why? Also, when the

battery goes empty and the system goes to sleep, plugging it in does not let

you turn the system back on! Err what? I have to wait 10 minutes or so for the

battery to get charged at least a little.

So, OS X indeed slows me down to the point where I lose my train of thought

when I'm "in the zone." This just sucks, and it's a shame too. I really like

the look of OS X, and I think it's a great system -- but my needs are different

than those of many people, and sadly is simply not a system for me. But I

readily admit that it's the best damn notebook I ever had (and for $5K it damn

well better be -- it's my company's).

mk

P.S. Sorry to have to post as AC, but I don't want to go to Karma hell. It's

not my intention to start a flame war anyway, just giving you an honest answer

to your question, from my point of view.

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My review of OSX (Score:5, Funny)

by kuactet (1017816) on Monday October 29, @11:40PM (#21166421)

9:00 a.m.

Despite having no friends, no life, no education no job, and no prospects,

despite the war in Iraq, a plunging dollar, the looming energy crisis, global

warming, and the sheer horror of being alive in this day and age, this morning,

I woke up happy, for today would be my most exciting review: OSX 10.5 was being

released.

I am not normally one to get excited about reviewing a product, especially if

it is my first time using it; usually there is a feeling of trepidation about

stepping outside my comfort zone, but today, it is notably absent. Perhaps

because I have been following this product since its inception, living the

Apple lifestyle in preparation, and becoming fully engrossed by the user

community. The experience has been like a second birth to me, and the release

of 10.5 is the wonderful culmination.

But I should back up. For those of you who have been living normal, healthy

lives, 10.5, also known as the Leopard is the single most anticipated OSX

release of all time, packed with 300 new features that would surely leave its

competitors (the monolithic Microsoft and agile Linux) stunned and possibly

bleeding as it whizzes by in a blur of growing market share and spots.

Apple Inc., the Cupertino-based personal electronics company behind the

Leopard, burst into the public view in 2001 with the introduction of the

phenomenally popular iPod music player. Apple then followed up that success

with the iPhone brand cellular phone, which has sold a whopping 1.4 million

units since its summer debut. Today, Apple hopes to leverage that success to

bootstrap its long-stagnant personal computing platform, the Mac.

For the last decade, the Mac has maintained a relatively constant 5% share of

the global computing market. In recent months, however, increasing

disillusionment with the new Microsoft Vista operating system has pushed more

and more people into Apple's open arms, but the uptake has been slow. The

release of the Leopard, Apple hopes, will be the impetus for users to peek

beyond the simple familiarity of Windows. Drawn by the prospect of a bigger and

better world, they will slowly venture beyond their thatched grass huts into

the thrilling unknown. The Leopard will then snatch them up and drag them into

its stylish and intuitive tree to feast.

Or so it is planned. But will Apple be able to succeed where so many others

have failed? Will it finally be able to wrest control of the desktop from the

Monopolist? Yes, of course. But it is my duty as a reviewer to show, not just

tell. So join me as I prepare to drink deeply of the Steve Jobs Kool-Aid and

plunge myself into the Leopard, to prove this Apple revolution is truly the way

of the future.

Part 1: Getting OSX

3:30 p.m.

The cold rain pours down outside, but under the glass roof of the Christiana

Mall, it is warm and dry. Twenty yards away is the only Apple Store for miles,

and consequently where one must go for the latest Apple releases.

Though I had arrived early, there is already a sizable line, stretching back to

where I find myself now. The head of it, I am told, had been waiting since

early morning, growing progressively more excited as the day wore on. His manic

energy is infectious, it seems, and the light buzz of excitement percolating

through the crowd quickly set my nerves on edge in the best possible way. This,

I reflect, is better than most drugs.

I strike up conversation with the man waiting impatiently in front of me. When

I ask him what he intends to do with the Leopard when he brings it home, he

stares at me for twenty minutes. His steady gaze says more than any words

could, and when he tells me he will teach it to love, and then maybe make a

movie, I weep for the sheer joy that wells up in my heart. He holds me,

understanding.

5:57 p.m.

The excitement has reached an almost painful level. It is a silent buzz

permeating the very air; the crowd is like a swarm of angry bees awaiting a

software release, but there is no danger of being stung. My chest begins to

throb. Is this how it feels?

5:58 p.m.

The anticipation builds higher and higher as the seconds crawl by. I thought it

had been painful before, but now it is agonizing, dreadful, pre-orgasmic. The

crowd begins to murmur and I feel the fabric of reality cracking.

5:59 p.m.

And, suddenly, the buzz is cut off: a store manager, black-shirted, goateed,

and chiseled like a Greek god, has stepped out, and is waiting to address the

crowd. There is instant silence, not even the sound of breathing. The

surrounding mall, too, is quiet, as though grasping the gravity of the

situation.

Apple's local Adonis speaks in a whisper, but everyone can hear:

"Mac OSX 10.5 Leopard... is on sale..."

6:00 p.m.

"... now."

Release.

Oh God, release.

The women moan and the men shudder. I go weak at the knees and drop down,

thanking Jobs for the simple gift of being alive to witness this moment, and I

am not alone.

6:02 p.m.

One by one, we stand, reforming the original line, and slowly thread into the

store. There is no hurry, no urgency in our movements. That moment has passed;

this is the afterglow.

6:25 p.m.

I stand at the counter dedicated to this event. I had often come here, in my

fantasies, but no amount of dreaming could ever measure up...

"One copy," I say, slapping $129 onto the counter, "Of the Leopard."

He smiles. Not the store policy smile of the world-weary cashier that has been

on his feet far too long. No, he is genuinely happy as he reaches back and

pulls a box from the stack; this job means something.

"Welcome to the fold, oh my brother," he says, holding out the box. He leans

forward and plants a kiss on my forehead as I accept the prized software. Our

fingers brush, and it is love. I smile sadly, for I cannot stay; he smiles, for

he forgives me.

The box is heavy in my hands. No, not heavy; sturdy, powerful, as though the

beast contained within was projecting itself beyond the confines of its

cardboard prison. Or perhaps it was the weight of newfound brotherhood.

Kool-Aid indeed.

6:51 p.m.

All through the drive home I kept glancing over at the box, halfway worried

that if I took my eyes off it for too long, it would disappear, like a dream. I

shielded it from the rain with my body on the way to the car, and again on the

way inside.

I don't even kick off my shoes, instead running straight to my laptop and

powering it on.

I sit down in front of the glowing screen and gingerly opened the Leopard box.

I tip it over, and the DVD comes out; I like to think I didn't imagine the

small roar that accompanied it. There is no manual, a testament to the

operating system's ease of use.

The disk itself is simple, and deceptively light. I pick it up gingerly an

insert it into my computer's drive. I shiver in anticipation as it begins to

spin up. This is the moment, finally, that I had been waiting for...

Part 2: Installation

An error message?

Oh.

My laptop is an HP. Not a Mac. So OSX won't work. At all. On the other hand,

the packaging is nice.

Four stars.