KILL THE POLITICIANS: by FDT   10/2/02
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First of all sorry the mistakes. Let me introduce myself, I am Fulano de 
Tal, and I love textfilez,
mostly the revenge, and anarchy ones. I spend most of my free time coding 
and listenin music.
I am not in any group, and I love virii. And thats all I have to say about 
that.

Disclaimer:

All material written in this txt is for fun purpose only. Anything you do 
with it is up to you.
If you wanna do anything stupid with it, it becames your fuckin problem. If 
you get caught I will
not help you. BUT if you complete your mission you will be a NATIONAL HERO.


HI this txt file is written only for really desesperated and fucked up 
people, if you dont think
you are one of those persons stop reading.

So lets start:

This project consists in dont givin a shit about anything and givin some 
help to your country.
ARE YOU GOING TO KILL YOURSELF?, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABUT IT? DO YOU WANT 
TO BE REMEMBERED
AFTER YOUR DEATH AS A GOOD PATRIOT OR EVEN MAYBE TO BE CONONIZED? If the 
answer to any of these
questions is YES, then keep reading.

Last day I heard in the news that a man had commited suicide in front of the 
cams because the
goberment didnt care a shit about him. ASSHOLE!!!!! That was so fucking 
stupid. The politicians
had never given a shit about you, and they never will, even if you kidnap 
their 9 yrs old child.
THEY ARE POLITICIANS AND THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD THEY CARE ABOUT IS THEM 
FUCKIN SELVES!!!!!

So what DA FUCK shall I do!!!???:

Easy kill them.
Yes. I've always thought that if you have a problem you dont have to 
accustom to the problem,
but make the problem to disappear and never come back.

SOME TIPS:

                                      GUNS

  LONG DISTANCE: needed to be a good shooter, and a good weapon with 
telescopic view
  You gotta find a good place for this. And it must be done in the outdoors 
or if the muthafucka
  is in a departament and you can watch him.
  If it is in the outdoors(he is kissing some damn babies or its a patriotic 
day and hes got to
  say a speech), you can do it from a dark windows car, or a departament. 
Just be sure to point
  to his horrible head, and to kill as many important people as you 
can(president, wife, council,
  vice-president,wife, ministers, anybody you disgust).

  SHORT DISTANCE: needed a gun, and to be prepared for anything
  Just find out some way to get close to the president, like for example, 
have a baby doll and ask
  the bastard for kissing it, like if it really were a baby. Then shoot him 
in some point you know
  he ll die. Then run, kill some more people if you need to escape.

                                     SICARIUS(not recomended but...)

  Do you know what a sicarius is? A sicarius is a professional killer who 
you pay for killing.
  Where can I find one? The work on finding one is difficult, and takes time 
and you can even die
  in the shot.
  Staring in discos: in the discos you can always find assholes sellin coke 
or some drug. What you
  gotta do is making you friend of this kind of guys, and asking him about 
it. You shall always ask
  to this 4th clase drug dillers, cause they era not too dangerous, and they 
cant tell the police.But
  dont mix with people you know is more powerful cause you ll end with a 
bullet in your skull.
  Also ask to prostitutes about anything related or other people who is 
doing something illegal and
  cant screw you up. If they refuse to talk pay something to them.
  If you find your man, make sure hes not very important, find out 
everything you can about him. You
  gotta know all his relations and all his friends and relatives. WHY? Some 
sicarius are really connected
  to the MAFIA, and the MAFIA is connected to the politics. Actually there 
are lots of gangsta
  politicians. So you MUST know very well the sicarius before you talk to 
him. If you dont trust him
  just find another.

                                     XPLOSIVES

  YEEEEEAAAAHHH!!! This is the best one. Do you know how to make home-made 
explosives? If you dont
  ,then you can find some files in http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy. Or if 
somehow you own a granade,
  that could work pretty damn good too.

  WHAT TO DO?
  If you live in USA, just drop it... But if  you are from some latin 
american country, this would be
  easier because of the lack of security.
  Yuo shall wait until you know there will be a parliament meeting, whare 
the president will be.
  You break in the room running as fast as you can (be sure you are running 
in the presidents or whoevers
  you wanna kill direction). When you reached your objective you detonate 
yourself. BOOOOOOOOM!!!
  No more tirany(until the next election).


                                     TERRORIST

  This is the hardest one; YOU SHALL BE A BIN LADEN'S FRIEND. Yes, really. 
Ask him to do it.

There are other thousands of ways of killing a politician, such as: poison, 
pay a whore to do it for you
(politicians love whores), kill him while he sleeps, etc...

This is all for now, and remember you are doing something for the common 
good, who knows?maybe in
the future there will be schools with your name, and squares with your 
statue.

Good night!, and by the way I am making a web page for all my text files.

FDT.

10/2/02