With an unbelievable burst of energy, the denziens of the Church of MOO put forth many doctrines, writings, and, ultimately, a massive bible centered around parodying religion. You can spend a lot of time trying to figure out what the tenets of MOOism ultimately ARE, or you can let it wash over you in a wave of bovine-themed revival.
The Moo-Cow Gamma Series of High Preet Revelations (Part I)
The Second Coming of Jesus Christ, Saviour on a Stick (Part 10)
The Revelations of the High preest Guy: MOOish MystiSchism
The Enemies of MOO by Miss Take
MOO Juice #1: Encountering Kerry Wendell Thornley (November 4th, 1992)
MOO Juice #2: The Second Book of Apes (November 27th, 1992)
MOO Juice #3: Normalcy (February 27th, 1993)
MOO Juice #4: All prepare for the Grate Book of MOO (March 3, 1993)
The Grate Book of MOO (The Doctrine of MOOism)
The Story of the UnTHWACKables
The Holy Book of QUACK: Version #26, March 26, 1992
MOO Juice #5: The Dissolution of MOO (April 10th 1993)
The Story of the Wombat, from Floyd Gecko
The Mauve Room, stories of the secret room in the MOO Archives