8:07 A.M. : Alarm goes off, immediately ingest 50 mg. uncut LSD 25.  Go back
            sleep before eyes open.

9:47 A.M. : Eyes opne because thing are getting too intense on the eyelids.
            Notice that blanket has turned into Cheryl Tiegs.  Smile, put
            on Aoxomoxoa.  Crawl into bathroom, attempt to swim laps in the
            bathtub.  Take 37 bong hits and find a juicy Vantage Light butt
            under the refrigerator.  Forget to light it.

10:22 A.M. : Phone rings, forget which room you left it in.  Put on Work-
             ingman's Dead, find phone in aquarium, agree to meet Ron at the
             Aristocrat in half an hour.  Space on hologram-metaphysics, run
             through Friend Of The Devil on guitar with no G-string.  Wonder
             where you left the mescaline.  Smile again.  Remember you have
             field tickets and were supposed to go over to Folsom when the
             alarm went off.  First wave of panic.

10:58 A.M. : Can't find Steal Your Face, now sweating profusely.  Bacon
             turned into little green lizards at the 'Crat, had to leave
             before the little fat men......never mind.  Roommate is playing
             The Clash again, where's Seastones when you really need it?
             Find mescaline in backpack, eat it all to counteract acid.
             Merely complicates geometry of reality.  Consume 47 times it's
             weight in excess...wonder if you'll get a guitar
             pick from Jerry today,
             decide to wear the Blues For Allah jersey.  look for car
             keys.  Take detour thruogh the Roger Dean mural.  The Clash
             sound like an electric garage door trying to kill Democracy.
             Must run away.

11:30 A.M. : Get halfway before you realize this concert isn't at Red Rocks
             today.  Second wave of panic.  Open second pack of cigarettes
             as you realize you were supposed to pick up Sheila too.  Heaven
             Help The Fool jams in the tape deck, begin having nervous
             breakdown, swerve to avoid 280 ZX passing joggers.  Cop roars
             up behind you, lights mesmerizing you.  Pull over near Rocky
             Flats, eat three joints.  Cop roars by.  Faint.

12:02 P.M. : Sprint to stadium.  Get to gate, realize you forgot your
             tickets in the car.
 
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