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  Msg#: 100             Rec'd                        Date: 02-17-94  06:15
  From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303*                    Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: Aall @1:124/3114*4                           Mark:                     
  Subj: ANOTHER PYTHON IN THE BUS
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SO'S TO ALL OF YOU, WHEREVER YOU ARE, HERE'S ANOTHER LOVELY SELECTION FROM OUR
 GOOD FRIEND...BRUCE!

ERIC THE HALF A BEE

Intro:Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader...

O.L: A-one, two, A-one two three four

  (Piano-Introductory flourish)

Lead: (Sings to Piano Acompaniment)

Half a bee, philisophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half a bee, has got to be,
Vis a vis its entity.
            -D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee,
When half the bee is not a bee,
Due to some ancient injury.
            -Singing!...

All sing:

La di di, one two three,
Eric the Half a Bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the Half a Bee.

Lead:

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?

All shout: No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.

All sing:

Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,
Eric the Half a Bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half a Bee.

Lead:

I love this hive employ-ee-ee,
Bisected accidentally.
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him, carnally.

All sing:He loves him carnally...

Lead:

Semi-carnally.
(Speaks)
The End.

Voice: Cyril Connally?

Lead: No, semi-carnally.

Voice: Oh.

All sing: (Quietly)

Cyril Connally
(Ends with Elaborate Whistle)

COMPSER: ERIC IDLE
AUTHOR: ERIC IDLE/JOHN CLEESE

FROM MONTY PYTHON SINGS (1989)
KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD.
(1989) VIRGIN RECORDS LTD.


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