"Tell me," the cat said, "why is it that they call you Little John? You are clearly *not* little."
"I'm not."
"And your name isn't John!"
"It's not."
"Then that's a very stupid name. You should change it."
"To what?"
"Hmm," the cat said, pensively licking its paw. "I think I see your point."
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