~bartender, a pilsner please.
Why do I keep coming back here? ... well, I think most people here don't have anything to share really. In fact, when they do, I try to say clear. No mister, you won't have me involved in those fancy knowledge sharing shenigans! I'd much rather lean in my rocking chair with my beer to watch the neighbours coming and going!
My head is always spinning too fast, so I think I need something less goal-oriented before heading to sleep, if I'm to sleep at all.
I hear you neighbour. That lawn is looking nice by the way...
Pleasantly evolving banter sans defensive feelings is hard to find.