Things the other child did wrong

2022-11-28

Things The Other Child Did Wrong That Lead To The Fight that I've heard so far today:

• Clapped too loudly
• Sang too loudly
• Sang too quietly
• Sang the wrong words
• Put their feet too close to the dog
• Ate the last grape
• Ate the wrong grape (!?)
• Finished brushing their teeth first
• Clapped too loudly, again
• Called somebody "buttocks"
• Said somebody had buttocks
• Expressed interest in going a different route to school
• Put shoes on in wrong order