I knew I should have been more careful with the IPAs. The truth is, a promotion on beer on a Tuesday was too good to pass. Anyway. Don't panic. Am I dreaming? It all looks too real to be a dream. I start by doing two things:
(Thanks by the way for doing this Kyle! Love the idea!)
You pinch yourself quite hard to make sure this is not a dream. Although you did feel pain, you're not entirely convinced about it. At any rate, if it is a dream, escaping is probably the only way to wake up.
Your mobile phone would definitely work fine, if you didn't use it as a coaster while you were drunk, last night.
You check outside the window: it seems to be midnight, as it always happens around the Midnight Pub.
(Thanks by the way for doing this Kyle! Love the idea!)
(You're welcome :-))