I want to witness Halloween in the US just once in my life. Here it's always kind of half-assed, and the supermarkets force this shitty calibre disposable plastic stuff aimed purely at kids.
For once I want to see an adult frankenstein stagger drunkenly around at a house party. Is that too much to ask?
Hah- get some green face paint and a handle of booze: be the change you want to see in the world.