< Maximize clicks with Smirch Ensign Opossumization!
I do believe we have a winner! :-)
The new version of my website has this meta tag on every page but /index.html:
<meta name="googlebot" content="noindex">
I'm not convinced that getting traffic from Google is worthwhile any longer, and hasn't been for a long time, but I'm not willing to go all the way and block Google from my site entirely.