_______________________________________________________________________________ \\ / / =====> VacHaus provisionals <===== / / a TNtD (Try Not to Die) drop \\ A Poetry tDrop by Wetdryvac _______________________________________________________________________________ Peanut Butter November 3, 2021 trading art goes strangely at times often in unfortunate directions you know the drill, exposure, too expensive why aren ��t you naked, models are naked daily driving folks out of joy dry boring-arses on user-repeat hoping for advantage if you ��re lucky or control, if you find one of those humans extra nasty but sometimes the trade goes weirdly well art for, ��hey, just look at this picture of office stuff my co-worker died, and anything you want I ��ll ship out as soon as I can find the boxes �� which picture shows the comfiest chair I ��ve ever seen and, ��are you sure, because that chair looks fine �� oh, ��the Peanut Butter memorial cat chair extra specific, want to see someone who loves cats gets that because my co-worker was, you see both cat and office manager �� so an ode to the cat I never met patron saint of office napping in the work from home department of sacking out on keyboards and snacking on those things delightful paper trails, mouse tails, and keyboard cords who, after six long months, putting in hours got their own computer tower, a monitor always to show the weather ��s interesting tantrums and one of those cheap programs for pets screen-saving motion driving cuteness one would expect a kitten to play with if not an elder dignitary who, as tribute to their service got their very own racing chair massage pillow and all passing away in comfort three paces distant on the lap of their human, still supervising thus, to my home, a balance to art-trade doom I have acquired the Peanut Butter memorial cat chair a thing of glorious comfort and no small vibration to which the calico doom fluff has taken great liking understanding perhaps, that all the best of cats have contoured thrones, settling down for the morning coffee testing posture adjustment features in a chair now clearly labeled Peanut Butter ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: With thanks to the good folks at Hackers.Town for answering the very n00best of questions, with the following people politely [REDACTED]. 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