From: stumpf@gtenmc.gtetele.com (Jon S. Stumpf)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Ode to C
Date: 30 Apr 90 23:30:10 GMT


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May your signals all trap
    May your references be bounded
All memory aligned
    Floats to ints rounded


Remember ...


Non-zero is true
    ++ adds one
Arrays start with zero
    and, NULL is for none


For octal, use zero
    0x means hex
= will set
    == means test


use -> for a pointer
    a dot if its not
? : is confusing
    use them a lot


a.out is your program
	there's no U in foobar
and, char (*(*x())[])() is
	a function returning a pointer
	to an array of pointers to
	functions returning char

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 jss - Jon S. Stumpf

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