Master Foo and the MCSE

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Once, a famous Windows system administrator came to Master Foo and asked him

for instruction: “I have heard that you are a powerful Unix wizard. Let us

trade secrets, that we may both gain thereby.”

Master Foo said: “It is good that you seek wisdom. But in the Way of Unix,

there are no secrets.”

The administrator looked puzzled at this. “But it is said that you are a great

Unix guru who knows all the innermost mysteries. As do I in Windows; I am an

MCSE, and I have many other certifications of knowledge not common in the

world. I know even the most obscure registry entries by heart. I can tell you

everything about the Windows API, yes, even secrets those of Redmond have

half-forgotten. What is the arcane lore that gives you your power?”

Master Foo said: “I have none. Nothing is hidden, nothing is revealed.”

Growing angry, the administrator said “Very well, if you hold no secrets, then

tell me: what do I have to know to become as powerful in the Unix way as you?”

Master Foo said: “A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who,

seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.

”

Upon hearing this, the administrator was enlightened.

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