���� � � ��� ��������������������������������������������������������� � � � � � � � Issue Number 15, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 � ���� � � � � � Released on the date: Feb. 28, 1993. � � � � � � � PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! � � ���� ��� � For help and actual info, look elsewhere. � ������������������������������������������������������������������������ �۲����� �������� ������ ���� �������� ���� �����۲�� ۲����� ����� ���� �� ����� �� ������� ۱���� �� ��� ��� � ����� ۱�� � � � ���� ۱� ��� ۰� "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and" � � ۰ "my llama." -The Bee-Gee's � ۰ � � � � � � � Mail � � � � Well we actually got a little mail this issue so on with the � � fun. � � � � Digital Saint #1 @2506 � � Sun Feb 28 02:05:28 1993 � � ACK! You quote and rip off Yes songs but you do not � � attribute them to Yes. How could you do this??? Your appalling � � lack of journalistic integrity has me puking my virtual guts out. � � Your lame ass attempt at a new issue should never have been � � released. What...Just WHAT were you thinking? You could have � � explored how lamer speak is spreading to fast food restaurants! � � Yes, I have seen it, lamers are taking over fast food. I could � � have d1n3d at the store of my choice if I felt like it. I was � � mortified to see that the deadly lamer diesease had taken over � � the people who wrote up the signs. No, you don't cover this � � IMPORTANT even at all. I can't help but think that perhaps YOU � � are a lamer, who is helping to spread lameness with PUD. Orange � � Potato Kaffee will kick your amateur ass into the ground... � � � � digital saint � � � � ACK! You suck Acoutic One, I shall hereby thrash the hell out � � of your message. You LaMeR. First of all I did not Qoute Yes they � � stole that from me! Yes when I was but fragments of DNA I wrote � � that damn song, but unknown to most people, DNA patterns are not � � granted rights by the Constitution. Fast food and Lamer Speak. Did � � I ask you? The next time you could d1n3d at the store of your � � choice I would advise you do it. And OPK kick our ass? I doubt it, � � why? Because PUD's world headqaurtes[LaMeR SpEaK] is located in � � rural Peru, conversationaly[LaMeR SpEaK] the llama capital of the � � world. � � � � 46/50: Whoa, time to defuse the situation... � � Name: Digital Saint #1 @2506 � � Date: Sun Feb 28 13:00:09 1993 � � � � RE: oh how ridiculous � � BY: Differential Goosebumps #65 @2506 � � � � Goosey don't get so riled up, Baphomet is just trying to � � get you angry. Of course we all know that Baphomet really and � � truly has no creativity at all. The PUDs are written by � � Satan's Mutt in all honesty. Baphomet is just ripping him off � � like all wannabe pirate lamers do! Admit it Baphomet, really � � and truly, Satan's Mutt is the brains behind your PUDs. � � � � digital saint � � � � Ooops you figured me out! But can you guess who NO COURiER � � actually is? Nope not Sally Struthers... � � � � � Why PUD is the greatest. � � � � Because I said so. First off how many cheap rip-off of PUD have � � you seen? Well the first one that comes to mind, is VUD. Of course � � this is the virtual underground digest. it doesn't really exist � � but has an exact duplicate of PUD's format. Continuity. What other � � really K-RaD TFiLE has such great continuity from one issue to � � another? Now I know you are saying, The Dead Sea Scrolls, but no � � not even the dead sea scrolls are as smooth flowing. Did I mention � � because I said so? � � � � � The fine art of Toaster Oven Thievary. � � � � By: ThE BrAvE liTtLe ToAsTeR � � � � Why? This is a question I often ask myself. But when I sell � � that oven for a cool 10-spot it makes it all worthwhile. Now I � � understand than many failed miserably when they tried to implement � � my first plan in an earlier PUD issue. Therfore I shall make this � � article better for all. � � The setup. Just like in toaster thievary, toaster ovens are not � � not just a five-minute bang-em-up job. It requires great planning � � on the part of the thief. Firsy you must decide what store you are � � going to hit, then you acquire weapons. Lots of them. I myself � � have found that the average hand-grenade is perfect for the know � � it all 17 year old stock boy. It may take two for the Cashiers. � � The Job. After staking out the place of attack for oh a week or � � two you should have detailed maps and everybodies schedules at the � � store memorized. Now you are ready to hit the joint. Now load your � � weapons and fire up your get away vehicle because it's stealing � � time. Go in find an attractive toaster oven. One with the WARM-UP � � feature, perfect for PoP TartS. Make sure that is also has at � � least a one year warranty. Why? Just in case you decided to keep � � it. I am sure you can figure out how to get it out of the store. � � If not, then what are you reading this k_rAD c00ol EliTE tFiLE fer � � ya lameR? � � The wealth. Now comes the fun part, the sell. No use in keep- � � ing that toaster oven around when you can fence it and make some � � serious MuLaH. The c00l, k_rAd Thing about toaster ovens, is that � � they are actually very easy to sell. Just set up a yard sell and � � uze has got it made. And just think you will be 10 bucks richer. � � Repeat this a little and you will be rolling in the dough. � � � � � Divinity. � � � � No not the candy, but me. When one exists with the incredible � � talents, skills, and attributes such as myself they are divine. � � Now what makes me divine? Is it my knowledge? Me extreme dislike � � for VBBS? No. It is because, I unlike you am like me. Yes that's � � right. I am myself, not you. So you should be like me right? No. � � For then you could never become divine. Being divine, great, the � � best there is, is an attitude. One that you must display at all � � times. One that is nothing more than, you. Be yourself. Simple. � � � � � Editorial. � � � � "Don't kill the whale...": Yes. Unless you just feel like it. � � ����� � � ��� � � ���ܰ������� ��� � � ۱���߱��������� �߱��� � � �ݱO���������������߱����� � � ۱������������������������ � � ۱���±�������������������� � � ۱������������������������ � � �����ٱ������������������� � � ۱�������������������ܱ� � � �������������� � � � [Mooga, the Whale] � � � � � � � Love. � � � � Have you hugged yourself today? � � � � � Mail! � � � � Send your mail to: � � Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 � � NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 � � fReD tHe HiTmAn Any LaMeR board. � � � ۰ �� ۰ � � � ��� ۱� �� �� � �� ���� ۱�� ����� ���� �� ���� ������ ۲���� ������� ������� ���� ������ �������� ������������������������������������������������������������������������ � End of PUD 1:15, "O/P/K, just another hack of the greatest, PUD!" � ������������������������������������������������������������������������