���� � � ��� ��������������������������������������������������������� � � � � � � � Issue Number 9, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 � ���� � � � � � Released on the date: Feb. 23, 1993 � � � � � � � PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! � � ���� ��� � For help and actual info, look elsewhere. � ������������������������������������������������������������������������ �۲����� �������� ������ ���� �������� ���� �����۲�� ۲����� ����� ���� �� ����� �� ������� ۱���� �� ��� ��� � ����� ۱�� � � � ���� ۱� ��� ۰� "To err is human, to really fuck things up requires an idiot." � � ۰ -Baphomet � ۰ � � � � � � � Mail. � � � � None in this issue but check out issue 8 for great uplifting � � and inspirational messages addresses to NO COURiER. It seems some � � people just can't control themselves. Oh well. � � � � � Recipe: Pizza llama SuRpRiSe! � � � � Note that the ingrediants for this recipe can be hard to find � � especially if one does not reside in the And�s. So to make this a � � more 'global' recipe I have included a substition chart. llama= � � dead or mangled[Maybe even slighty alive] old people. Now on with � � the recipe! � � � � 1 Chef boyardee Pizza mix � � The stuff it says on the back of the box � � llama � � � � Ok to start out, saut� the llama over a deep fiery pit for no � � more than 32.4 minutes. Note that ethnic sacrifices add variety � � and spice to your overall product. After removing the whole � � llama from the pit. Cut it into 13 equal pieces. Then slowly � � trim all fat from each piece taking great care to leave no � � bones showing. When done with all 13 pieces, throw them away. � � Pick up the phone call Domino's you cheap fuck and order a � � pizza. When the little geeky guy comes have some one from the � � house either dump the mix from the roof on to the spaz or stuff � � the mix into the tail pipe of his sad-ass car. � � � � Emm, emm tasted good didn't it? I knew it would and the whole � � process only takes about an hour. � � � � � Questions and Answers. � � � � Why are the editors of PUD so hatefull towards VBBS? � � It sucks. To steal a phrase, it sucks big donkey dick. � � � � Is huntsvegas really that bad? � � Yes. And believe it or not there are actually worse places. � � � � Does the hungarian killer squirell actually kill? � � No. It simply maims it's victims usually small innocent � � children. � � � � Can you spell worth a shit? � � oN. � � � � � HoW tO bE a WaReZ duDE! � � � � Ok so you want to be a really c00l wArEz d00d hUh? How you ask � � does one become such a wretched reject of society that I have � � nothing better to do than go out and get WaReZ? Well I will tell � � you, now pay attention it is really difficult. First of all lose � � all personality you have ever had. Pick a really lame alias, oh � � like NO COURiER. Then get a real modem. Well it doesn't have to be � � a good one it just needs to be 14.4k! VroooooooooOOOOMMMMM!!! Yeh, � � whatever. Now comes the most difficult part the typing. Typing � � like a wArEz d00d takes skill, and dedication. First of ALL � � vowels must be in LOWERcase, o's of course become 0. And spelling? � � well real WaReZ dUdEs don't spell by normal means, they spell � � however the can as long as thier is a lot of extended ascii in it. � � WaReZ. You don't need 'em. All real WaReZ dudes is get them and � � then upload them somewhere else, Joy! I quit this section now. � � � � � Reviews. � � � � I will review a few programs for you now. � � � � WordPerfect. � � The worst program ever made next to vbbs. It reaks so bad � � you will probably go crazy before you exit via, ALT-Q, F2, � � d, D, . � � � � EdLiN PrO! � � By fReD tHe HiTmAn, a really swell guy. This has all the � � normal features of Edlin but also features an extended � � command interface that will please even the most powefull � � user! Take for example, in normal edlin does a � � space but in EP it does del *.* and if under 4Dos it does � � del *.* /y/q. Space is of course replaced by ALT-235, X. � � � � � Closing. � � � � In closing, I would like to say, you still suck. � � � � � Mail, Hate please: � � � � Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 � � NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 � � � � � Oops. � ۰ �� ۰ � � � ��� ۱� �� �� � �� ���� ۱�� ����� ���� �� ���� ������ ۲���� ������� ������� ���� ������ �������� ������������������������������������������������������������������������ � End of PUD 1:9, "Can you spell socks?" � ������������������������������������������������������������������������