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JokeAcro
Version 1

� Released By: sUMsDos                 � Type of Release: Text (Acro List)     �
� Release Date: June 12, 1995          � Copyright: E.C. Publications & others �

�                               Release Notes:                                 �

�This is a list of "joke acronyms", usually used to make a point about how much�
�something sucks.  Have fun.                                                   �
�                                                                    - sUMsDos �

�                              Membership List:                                �

�                           The Prez & His Veeps:                              �

�                   Founder, President : sUMsDos (516)                         �
�               West Coast Coordinator : Blazen1 (805)                         �
�                     800# Coordinator : ReK (408)                             �

�                           Miscellaneous Members:                             �

�                                 XanaX (805)                                  �
�                         The Boogeyman (916)                                  �
�                                Kodiax (403)                                  �
�                              HomiCide (815)                                  �

�                                DoS Boards:                                   �

�Name                � Sysops/Cos/Staff                           �Phone Number�

�nafta.com      (WHQ)� BlazeN1 � XanaX                            �805.UP.SOON!�

�Cell Block 4  (USHQ)� Malicious Intent � Pascal                  �815.282.8732�

�Radiation-X         � XanaX � BlazeN1 / Monkey Boy / Phatal      �805.588.1739�

�iNFiNiTY            � Dark Seige � 7th SoN / Punk Rock           �704.785.9274�

�Digital Illusions   � Scorpion � ShortCut / SmooZ                �5i6.NOT.4YOU�

�Black Days          � Ace � HomiCide / Stumpy                    �815.234.8445�
�                    �                                            �800.DoS.SiTE�

�Sanitarium          � Zipper Head � Oneiro / Case / Knight Rider �704.792.7275�

�The Fallout Shelter � Aardvark                                   �410.849.2742�

�The Phruwt Tree     � The Boogeyman � Filbert / Zork916          �916.652.8941�

�Ethereal Dreams     � CYkO � El Producto / Overdose              �407.626.8382�   �

�nO pEACE            � ReK                                        �800.FUK.LAMR�

�Chromatic Death     � Sarpathins � Stumpy / Ace                  �815.234.8445�

�                                 Group News:                                  �

�We are still looking for members.  Anybody is free to apply.  However, all    �
�members must contribute at least one release per week.  (Temporary exceptions �
�will be granted on a case-by-case basis.)  If you can't maintain that         �
�standard, DON'T APPLY!  Otherwise, we are still seeking members, so fill out  �
�DoS.APP & send it to either The Cell Block 4 or Radiation-X today!            �

�We'd just like to make clear that we have NO connection whatsoever with       �
�Ip's now-defunct(?) art group, Domination of Society.                         �
�In fact, Ip and I came to an understanding regarding our use of the name DoS  �
�recently over IRC.                                                            �

�We dropped Liquid Insanity as our World HQ for a few reasons:                 �
�1) BlazeN1's new BBS will be better.                                          �
�2) LI no longer has an 800# and may be under investigation by AT&T.           �
�3) (Why it is no longer even a distro)  We heard from several sources that    �
�   Killer Instinct is a lamer who fabricates affiliations.                    �

�Matrixx and I recently reconciled in IRC...  It turns it he didn't steal the  �
�Cheat Sheet, but rather that Phantasm had granted him permission to use it.   �
�Whoops...  Mea culpa.  Well, we're on friendly terms now.  (In fact, I now    �
�courier for his new art group, Imaginik...)                                   �

�I just fully discovered IRC :), so...  DoSMeets via IRC!  Show up on #dosmeet �
�every Saturday night from about 8:00pm-10:30pm Eastern Time (5:00pm-8:30pm    �
�Pacific Time) and we'll chat, exchange warez, etc, etc, etc.  All DoS members �
�will get opped, and lamers will be kicked off and/or banned.  But hey, join in�
�the fun! :)  (BTW: It's #DoSMEET, not #DoS.  Natture has hogged #DoS for weeks�
�:( (Hopefully more people will show up for these then for the PHRuWT Meets. :)�

�I'm leaving for camp (in 717) on the 25th and won't be back until late August.�
�While I'm gone, BlazeN1 will be running things.  (And hopefully he'll do a    �
�better job then The Maxx did)  During that period, an205866 won't be read, so �
�send your E-Mail to an?????? instead (B1's account rather than mine)...       �

�Thanx for wasting your online time & D/L points on this crap!   Last but not  �
�least, PHuCK Da LaMeRZ!                                                       �

�                                  Greets:                                     �

�                                  Groups:                                     �

�RUiN, TPU, UBiC, & UNT(US): What's wrong?  Can't make your OWN acronym list,  �
�       you lousy SOBs?!                                                       �
�AWF: Too bad the merger didn't work out.  Maybe next time.                    �
�DoPE & iD: <Sniff>  I'm sad to see you go...                                  �
�EUCiA:Caught with your hand in the SysOp Menu, eh?  Serves you right, LAMERS! �
�DFT: Contrary to those rumors, you are NOT dead!  Or are you?                 �
�HKP: When are you guys coming back?                                           �
�PHi: Get an IBM! :)  Seriously, keep that PHRuWT coming!                      �
�EMG: Looking good...                                                          �
�CiA: Best art group out there, IMHO.                                          �
�Imaginik: Good luck, Matrixx...                                               �
�NAFTA: Don't let Bishop's departure kill you...                               �
�PCY: Best damn utils group out there...                                       �

�                                 Personal:                                    �

�Hannibal: Have fun at UNC, er... Nassau County Jail! :(                       �
�Aero & Trackistar: THIEF!!!                                                   �
�K-RAD K00L 31337 D00DZ: Read this NFO and get your facts right!               �                                           �
�Baker & Mitnick: Free 'em NOW!!!                                              �
�TECHiE: Do they have modems in heaven?                                        �
�Teach: Six-hundred-plus days and STILL kicking ass!                           �
�XanaX: Happy birthday!  (Just six months 'til you get your permit...  LUCKY!:)�
�IRCers: Just a greet to the great folks in #dod, #nafta, #ansi, #pwa, #razor, �
�        #phruwt, #filbot, and (of course) #dosmeet!                           �

�                 Feel free to E�Mail us wherever you see us!                  �

�                  Or, contact us at an205866@anon.penet.fi                    �

�    (c) 1995 DiSCiPLES oF sUMsDos     �       NFO Revised June 11, 1995       �