Oh my oh my.  When your standing at that toll booth at the beginning of
your journey, and the man asks you for your coin....just cock your head
and give him a smirk and say, "Hey....you think your a smart ass?  Well
I got a question for ya..."

"Ohuh?"

"You think you got the guts, Boothman?"

"Ohuh?"

Widen your smirk and simply say, "What's Next To The Moon?"

And while he's pondering that question in total amazment, just slip by
the gate and put the pedal to the metal.  Works every time!!


  -< Big-O Jet Airliner. >-



And BY CHANCE that doesn't work, just make sure you have a walkman with
you....because in this world, every being is total amazed by the sound
of Rock 'N Roll.  It's a Phenomenon that can't be explained.  Go
figure.

(>


  Well, I've been travelling down this road for some time...it's been a
fun road.  I've never had a bad time.  And Wisdom I have gained, that I
have.  And my book has been filled...and oh man-o-man......it's that
time again.

  -< Ten Years Gone >-


  I've spent alot of time floating in that black void...it makes you
wonder what the big secret is.  I mean, your like a puppet under the
Blue.  And there's nothing wrong with that, now is there?  Four strings
coming of your limbs and all you do is dance.  Dance with the
Dancer....out into the void.  Follow traces...follow the light and
blend.  wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.  Just
blend.  bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb  tttttttttttttttttt  qq...

Ever wonder what the answer to Life, the Universe and all the Virgins you
can lay is?

I'll tell you...


 Answer:   X


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Thats what it is, Jack.....   the fuckin Big Variable In The Sky!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


If your reading this...then I think you should know that I am fuckin
drunk.  And if you knew that, then....do you have any mushrooms?

Well, there's only one thing to do at this Point.........<gulp...>


  -< Hot Summer Nights >-

(Oh yeah....and listening to the Stereo.....  A massive Stereo at
that!!!  Thanx to Sir Death, of course....)  (Very big
speakers...very...art thou Very?  )

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