��������������������������������������������������������������������������� ݱ21 Dec 90��������������������_ROR_-_ALUCARD_�������������������������? ް � � A ް � � ?ް � THE ALIENS ARE EATING MY HEART OUT! A ����߰ � Tfile ް � Written by: Doctor Murdock Distribution ް ����� Inspired by: A spec on the wall at Macy's. Centere ް �? � In memory of Mark Twain; The Damned Human Race - RoR - ް � A �_____________________________________________________________________ް � ?� Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, Inc.����������������������������������ް ��������������������������������������������������������������������������ް ���The Hollow's Alliance --down-- ��The Electric Pub - 415/236/4380���� �Primary Drop Sites������Rat Head - 415/524/3649�����Primary Drop Sites��� THE ALIENS ARE EATING MY HEART OUT!! ror - alucard Does nobody care? Fuck, I am sick of these piranha schools of human swine swarming around me like blood thirsty IRS storm troopers! I have paid my dues! Yesterday in fact...the check is IN the mail. I just got back from the mall and have witnessed the true sickness of this most heinous holiday. People, herding together like blood clots, racing from store to store, from bargain to bargain. Take a close look into the eyes of any one of these people, and you'll see the disease, you'll see that blank fiery that compels them. Misguided souls walking blindly through a maze of dubious faith and masked depression. They buy and buy, flowing through the halls and isles to the steady thud of a heartbeat, until they reach the brain, and then WHAMMO!! Missions accomplished! Eat your heart out! I thought I was in the clear...it now being less than a week from Christmas and all I had to show for it was ONE Christmas card! THAT WAS GREAT!! I didn't have to buy a single thing for anyone! But NO! Today the devil danced down my block and fiddled that old familiar tune. I saw the mailman approaching from the kitchen window, so I slid into the pantry and stood in front of the door, staring at the mail slot with unblinking eyes. A wave of silence only the dead could rival flooded over me...I was fully aware of what could happen. My mind was tottering at the edge of sanity just waiting...and waiting...and waiting. I was barely breathing, and then I heard his footsteps coming up the brick stairs. Clud, clud, clud. Ever since I was 17 I've dreaded that sound with a passion. The only news that comes through that wretched hole is vile and corrupt. Bills, bills, and more bills. To be a mailman you have to be one cruel and cold son-of-a-bitch. It is 100% mandatory for every mailman to be a neo-sadist, human reject who froths at the mouth like a three legged, rabid dog who was castrated at an early age. Clud, clud, clud. Then silence. ARGH! I heard the rustle of letters as he groped around in his bag for the scrolls of death that belonged to none other than yours truly. That bastard! I could feel him smile at that very moment. He paused for his cause, looking down at a handful of red and green letters and cards. HE KNEW WHAT THEY WERE!! HE KNEW!!!! But still, he shoved them through the mail slot with a menacing force! An ocean of brightly coloured paper splashed onto the floor and washed over my shoes. I stood there with my mouth wide open...all hope was lost. Then I heard the paddling of his feet as he quickly ran down the front steps and away from my yard in a sort of speedy and gleeful skip, laughing like a long insane mutant that only the US government could take responsibility for creating. So there I was...I must have stood there for 20 minutes, looking down at what little of my shoes I could see, sinking further and further into the sands of despair. Then one word came sprinkling down onto my head like a clear, refreshing mist. ESCAPE!! BOOZE!! NOW!!! Ok, so it was three words, but they sounded in my head so fast I couldn't tell which one I thought of first, so they were One. I quickly ran to the refrigerator...NO BEER!! I ran even faster to the liquor cabinet...NO HARD STUFF!!! I was doomed!! My soul shriveled up and died just then. I could feel those alien scum swooping down from black skies, diving right into my blood red heart and feasting like blind, cannibal ravens.... 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