��������������������������������������������������������������������������� ݱ28 Dec 89��������������������_ROR_-_ALUCARD_�������������������������? ް � � A ް � How To Make A � ?ް � GREEN GLACIER Ice-Water Bong A ����߰ � Tfile ް � Invented By: Doctor Murdock Distribution ް ����� Centere ް �? � - RoR - ް � A �_____________________________________________________________________ް � ?� Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, Inc.����������������������������������ް ��������������������������������������������������������������������������ް ���The Pirates' Hollow - 415/236/2371��The Electric Pub - 415/236/4380���� �Primary Drop Sites������Rat Head - 415/524/3649�����Primary Drop Sites��� First off I'm sure some of you have done this before...if you are TRUE visitors of Else. Basically, this is a simple Filter Flask bong. [BASICALLY?? Shit...I put a LOT of work into this!!! ;)] If not....that's ok. There's still hope for you, yet. Special thanks to: Pressed Rat, RatSnatcher, & Sir Death for mind melds. And Space Ace for the BEST Christmas gift you could get from someone you've never met. Shroom On! Ingredients ----------- 1] A 2 Liter Filter Flask (note: A Filter Flask is different from a regular Flask. If you buy this, specify FILTER Flask. The easiest way to get this flask is by calling up your local Chemical warehouse. But brand new these fuckers cost about $66.00! But hey....small price to pay for a Green Glacier, right? If you live in the Bay Area, this is where I got mine: BRYANT LABORATORY INC. 1101 Fifth Street Berkeley, Ca 94710 Phone (415) 526-3141 2] About 2 feet of 1/2 clear hose (You can easily find this at your local hardware store.) 3] A cork that fits the top of the Flask (Go get the flask first and THEN go to the hardware store. ) 4] A Bowl and Piping (Now go to your nearest Head Shop and pick up a Bowl and some bong piping. About 10" of piping. Sometimes they only sell the piping in about 4" sizes at the largest. Such was the case with me....so I super glued two together. Or, you can find a better Head Shop or make due with what ya got.... RoR, man... 5] Some Green Food Coloring 6] Some water, ice, and the killer weed! Construction ----------- Now...take the cork plug and drill a hole through the center, wide enough so that the piping fits through it, tightly. Now place the Bowl on the piping and then stick the other end of the piping through the hole in the cork. Make it a fairly tight fit. Connect the hose. Drop about 6 or 7 cubes of ice into the flask and fill it with water to about 1800ml. My flask only marks measurements up to 1600, such may be the case with yours, so here again...make due. Now put about 4 or 5 drops of the green coloring fluid into the water in the flask. This gives it that eery Green Glacier Look!! And when your stoned you should read the letters: "ROR - ALUCARD" floating amoungst the green liquid. As you are reading these letters you will have a momentary flash of Ultimate Wisdom in your mind. This is not coincidental! But unfortunatly, we are still a very primitive race and can not yet have or even see Ultimate Wisdom. That's MY theory anyway. Nevertheless.. you WILL see Ultimate Wisdom....go for it....do it man....check it out! And if you see Alice on your journeys....tell Her I said Hi, would ya? Put the piping and cork plug through the top of the flask and press down until the cork seals the flask off. Airtight, eh? Now, Burn, baby, BURN! Theory ------ Now, in case you can't figure out the purpose of this little device... don't fear because I am here to explain. Now...you put some of the killer weed in the bowl (did I forget to mention to get screens? No...I assumed your not THAT lame...), and light up. Inhale from the end of the hose and the smoke will go down through the piping and into the water in bubbles. (Important Part here) It will then travel up to the surface in Ice Cold water therefor cooling the smoke and when it gets to the surface it's fairly cool. Then it goes through the filter on the side of the flask and enters your system, and then soaks into your brain cells and registers a One-Way Ticket to The Land of Else! Which no mortal man can deny! Anyway, the main purpose of this baby is to get the smoke cooler so that it goes down easy and takes the rasp out of it. So you can hold the smoke in longer and send your brain a nice surprise. Also, another important thing about the Ice Water Bong is that if you simply cap the end of the hose after inhaling (You don't even really need to cap it...just for best results) any smoke still in the flask will be locked in there between the water and the end of the hose. So it's saved for a bit later! Bitchen, huh? Oh, and the Green Food Coloring does things that I am not at liberty to give out. Top Secret. Sorry.... Notes from Sir Death: It's best to use a wooden bowl, because metal bowl tend to burn hotter and scorch the precious buds. And a wooden bowl just burns with it. Sortuv like Harmony, eh? Diagram ------- _____ \ / <---------- Bowl | | <---------------- Piping --------- \ / <----------------- Cork (----------) | ----- | Filter Flask -----------> | | | | ______________ | | | |-----\ ''`'''' <-- Hose | | | |-----/______________ ' | | | | ^ `'' ' | | | | \ ' ' | | | | \ ' ' / | | \ Nozzle ' ' / | | \ ' ' / | | \ '''``' / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / | | \ / \ / Water, Ice \ / & \ / Green Food Coloring \ / \ /__________________________________\ You've just made a Green Glacier! Happy Fuckin highs and remember.. 'Say "Thanks man" To Drugs' Better Insanity Through Chemistry....... 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