If I had even a scrap of savvy,

I'd follow the main Way.

The main Way is very easy,

but others prefer the side roads:

Corporate headquarters

is arranged immaculately,

but the codebase is a mess,

the cubicles are bare.

Dressed in their elegant suits,

at their side their clever lawyers,

gorging on food and drink:

this is called "robbery and vanity".

Not the eunuch's way,

but the Unix way,

no less!