Sounds like a conspiracy to me! ;-)
<he types... eyes darting suspiciously back and forth... once again cursing the day Murphy was allegedly born>
Haha, as I said "the Internet Gods" have it out for me. Possibly for being such a digital atheist for so long at one point in time. Now I've abandoned all hope of ever taking a "true" or "significant" sabbatical (more theology terms!) from the WWW, and I just write and read and watch and BS around online like everyone else in the Western hemisphere. No regrets :)