Anime oneliners

This came up in a conversation with Zoi, some of these are mine, some are his. It’s an attempt to give the impression of an anime series in a short sentence, and doesn’t reflect much on whether we really liked it or not, it’s mostly just an attempt at being witty.

**Da Capo**: Meet a weirder girl than the previous one. Repeat.
**Gundam Wing**: M_e_ch ado about nothing.
**Kagihime Monogatari Eikyuu Alice Rondo**: If it’s about books, it must have loli, incest and yuri. That’s the law.
**Kamichu**: Nobody cares you’re a goddess unless they can exploit you.
**Kodomo no Omocha**: Much ado about nothing.
**Muteki Kanban Musume**: It should have been a 1996 show.
**Neon Genesis Evangelion**: Everybody died and pretends they went to heaven.
**Ouran High School Host Club**: Haruhi was born without a vagina anyway.
**RAY the animation**: And you thought Russian medicine was full of shit.
**Renkin San-kyuu Magical? Pokaan**: I still can’t believe there was no eroge.
**School Rumble**: Can’t confess for two years and counting.
**Sci-fi HARRY**: See Americans, crush their spoons and hear the lamentations of the women.
**Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu**: Aliens exist only if you pretend they don’t.
**X**: So 1999.
**X-1999**: Nobody wants to know the real ending anymore.
**xxxHolic**: Not much happens, very slowly, in circles.
**Zero no Tsukaima**: And it was JUST getting seriously interesting!

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