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WHY YOU WANT GUI FOR TEXT EDITOR? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM REPOSITORY? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH DEVELOPER OF GNU! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH BRAM MOOLENAAR, TRADE STORY OF MANY TEXT EDITORS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF FREE SOFTWARE PORTFOLIO!
OR MAYBE YOU DO NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN TEXT EDITOR IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE TERMINAL EDITOR, THINK IT NEED CRAZY MENU BAR AND ANIMATED GRAPHICS ON WHOLE SCREEN. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST. CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP .NET OF MICROSOFT WAGESLAVE FACTORY ON ONE SIDE. YOU PUT BAD NODE.JS OF BLOATED WEB ON OTHER SIDE. YOU PUT BLACK BACKGROUND AND GREEN TEXT SO YOU THINK YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN TV GUY MR. ROBOT. MAYBE YOU PUT LINK FOR PORN WEBSITE TO FUCK YOURSELF FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF EDITOR OF BRAM MOOLENAAR, NO?
EDITOR IS FINE. YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET BLOATED AND STILL ANNOYING TO USE. GO TO VIMTUTOR, PRACTICE WITH "LEARN VIMSCRIPT THE HARD WAY." THEN YOU NOT NEED DUMB SHIT PUT INTO EDITOR.