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One thing I've always appreciated about our local international coffee megacorp is that they have to have an especially bad/malicious barista on staff that day to produce anything but a thoroughly standardized cup. (I know this both from experience as customer and Behind The Counter) It reaches no celestial heights, but in a world of uncertainty, Has Something Going For It.
Coffee is certainly a strong-to-invincible contender for first and best species seasoning celestial. Megacorp, mom 'n pop, barista militia: 'tis all delishia, healthy, and - most importantly - effective for body, mind, soul, and just you imagine.