< Trials of being a nerd parent
I once attended a random high school party as a teen, and someone was talking about how great GTA3 was, and I blurted out: "I know a place on the edge of the red light district where we can lay low..."
".. but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother!" came the automatic response from someone. We high fived. It was such a lame, and such a great moment that I've probably never topped since.