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I wish everyone had counters above their heads, like

in that movie/ad thing I remember seeing somewhere.\

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Except you could only see them with special glasses, and you could

change what kind of numbers appeared above people's heads. You'd press a

little button on the side of your glasses and you'd see the number of

times something was done, or how many days since something happened.\

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The glasses would be those horn rimmed sunglasses nobody wears anymore.\

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For christ's sake Mum! Fucking