Here's what I need from you........ - 28

Reply to: pers-258402636@craigslist.org

Date: 2007-01-06, 2:50AM EST

I'm looking for a man who....

...doesn't have a job, nor is looking.

...spends all my money.

...sits on the couch playing video games most of the day.

...expects a piece of ass or a blowjob anytime he wants, no matter what.

...lives on beer and pot.

...whines like a puppy when he is sick, but won't even go to the drug store for

me if I have the asian flu.

...talks me into having threesomes because he's "bored".

...pouts for hours and has actually cried when his team loses.

...generally treats me like shit.

If you have any of those qualifications then you're pretty much like my

ex-boyfriends and should write me quick!