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                     _|  |_       _|  |_|  |    |   \___/  | Date:09\04\95         
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                   / _ /     THE LONE GUNMEN Presents:  \ _ \                
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                  | |         � A GOOD JOKE PROGRAM �      | |               
                  | |            Written By: MoG           | |               
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*** In this day and age, anyone can get there hands on txt philez and that ***
*** means that even the YuppIe kids, who don't follow directions, can (and ***
*** will probly blow there faces,hands,fingers,noses,legs,nipples, and P-P ***
*** blown off, so befor you continue read the File "DISCLAIM.ER!" that was ***
*** included in the .ZIP file. it basicly says that you cant sew me if you ***
*** get fucked. **************************************************************
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        Well All you happy Kidies, I kinda got a program, and then made my 
own.(HEX-edit). but This Program was written in C++ v. something or other.
and it is saposed to write out funny joke type lines(most of witch, i got from 
rodney dangerfield. God Bless His Soul!) and look for the redneck ver soon! and 
maby even the blond joke ver. And here's a list of the files in here, and what 
they do:
          danger.tlg    the joke file, you can read it with edit.
            joke.exe    The exe file, they have to be in the same dir!
        concrete.nfo    add for my totaly legal BBS
           �tlg�.nfo    NFO file for The Lone Gunmen
         TLG_MOG.003    NoT THiS FiLE
        DiSCLAiM.ER!    The Cool TLG disclaimer by abigwar, read iT
          TLGAPP.EXE    An Application genorator for TLG (Writer&Distro) 
                        [upload the byproduct to Concrete Earth (check NFO)
and i think that's it, and watch soon for MoG's Compleate list of files!
includeing old 3rd Relm Lyrics/7th Order Of Chaos, and Miscolanious others.

IF you Blow you'r self up, it's not my fault!