< Don't let the sun... catch you oscillating between work dread and work guilt
Were that any better put, I'd be in the hunt for the killer app called "Noose"....
NOOSE(666) Desperate Commands NOOSE(666) NAME noose - end computer illiteracy frustration SYNOPSIS noose [OPTION]... DESCRIPTION Move user executing the command to a better place. -d [[HH:][MM:]SS] delay execution for specified time (default: 23 seconds) -f notify family -m post parting farewell to the Midnight Pub faithful
;-)
I suspect you're probably joking, but...
Are you OK over there?