Thanks to introducing me to toilet. I find it a little hard to read the way it's "shaded" but it's decent.
That's just the font I used. You can find alternatives in /usr/share/figlet (at least on Debian and friends).
+-+-+-+ +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ +-+-+-+ |T|H|E| |M|I|D|N|I|G|H|T| |P|U|B| +-+-+-+ +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ +-+-+-+
command line:
toilet -E utf8 -f digital "THE MIDNIGHT PUB" | xclip