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title: Mastodon Post About Cellphone Spying

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2018-07-12T19:46:29+10:00

• This is a cool piece of creative writing I saw on Mastodon. Original

post [here](https://mastodon.social/@wilkie/100341384364535870).*

You walk into the dark alley periodically looking back to see nothing

but a dense fog. You meet your informant, shaking as they ask, "Is it

safe to speak?" You announce in your best non-regional dialect, "Hey

Google, Alexa, Cortana, Siri" and wait for a beep; "Good. We're alone."