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  Msg#: 86              Rec'd                        Date: 02-16-94  19:04
  From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303*                    Read: Yes    Replied: No 
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  Subj: Monty songs
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Okay.  Isee from my databanks the Lumberjack song has been posted.  Great,
 save me time.  Heeeerrre's....

BRUCES' PHILOSOPHERS
SONG

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,

Heidegger, Hiedeggar was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table,

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.

And Wittgenstein was a
beery swine
Who was just as sloshed
as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't
teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates, himself, was
permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own
free will,
On half a pint of shandy was
particularly ill,

Plato thay say, could stick it away,
Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger
for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And Rene Descartes was a
drunken fart,
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates, himself, is
particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

COMPOSER: Eric Idle
AUTHOR: Eric Idle

FROM: MONTY PYTHON SINGS (1989)-KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD.

There.  Now was that so bad?

-The Hiker Phreak
-Another drunken fart


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