The barkeep nods solemnly and pulls a pint from a giant keg in the wall. He slides it over to you and you drink.
The man sitting next to you at the bar eyes you.
You a knight?
he asks.
You look like a knight.
No,
you say.
Just a security guard.
Oh, you guard that Vault down the road a ways then? Had a friend who was tryin' to break into the place.