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Last night,\
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Last night I thought,\
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- We'll go water the garden now*\
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- Would you like some orange?*\
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- You know Coles has a new magazine out...*\
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Houses must invade me\
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- Oh! I've dropped one...Where is it? Let me get the light*\
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- Ooh, I must be going mad - where has it gone?*\
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Take over my mind\
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- You know the way I hang pants makes them hardly need ironing!*\
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- You know you can have watermelon whenever you like...*\
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- You didn't throw away that plastic container did you?*\
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- You did bring home that blue ice-brick...*\
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Make me feel like I've travelled through time\
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- Oh, we put your bike up inside the shed - but your helmet is inside*\
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- Your helmet is inside, isn't it?*\
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- Best get your helmet - it is inside isn't it?*\
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Missed the significance of some world event\
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- You like curried eggs, don't you?*\
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- You know how to turn off the TV, don't you?*\
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Isolate me\
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- The leg's bent - it must've been from when I dropped it....*\
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- No-one like shiny pants - I'll iron them with a handkerchief on top*\
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- Oh, good boy - ironing his shirt!*\
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Make me feel alone.