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buys from the popcorn wagon
then an icee
screams about socialism at some gumball machines in woody allenesque fashion
wanders with zombie eyes back to the records section
where beatles albums are still $5.99
their plastic wrap slightly too tight on a few
and, oh, that glorious carly simon album cover
with the big floppy hat
and the big
you know
(hint: if you need a hint what you actually need to get is a clue)
~wolfinthewoods wrote (thread):
after you yell irately at the gumball machine
while browsing the albums
the popcorn overflowing from the
large bag of popcorn in your hands
transforms...
into the head of Karl Marx
''vhat iz thees about zee gumballs?!"
"you must sieze all manner of machines, comrade!"
"thee workers must own ze means of gumball
production! no more bourguosie bubbles! but a dictatorship of proletarian bubbles for the workers!"
...he continues to rant and rave, repeating to you that a 'spectre haunts the gumball manufacturers of europe' and that the workers must 'overthrow the bubble bourgousie'
suddenly a furious debate over socialist versus capitalist modes of production breaks out between the bob dylan album covers and the neil diamond album covers...