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New Year's Resolutions for 2024

These were auto-generated resolutions. The generator has been disabled, so you'll have to make do with these ones now.

In 2024, I will avoid the Fresh Prince of Bel Air whenever possible, or it will be 2023 all over again
...and I will parachute into the Sistine chapel dressed as a ninja

Bonus fortune cookie

You will share a taxi with will.i.am in Timbuktu