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How to smoke a cigar

By ~soda

Step 1: Light the cigar on fire

Step 2: Smoke it excellently

Step 0: I forgot, eat something

Step 2.5: Enjoy some quality time high on tobascus

Step 3: Brush your teeth and gums so you don't die of fucking cancer

More seriously...

Step 0: Eat something

Seriously, just make sure you have some food in your stomach before smoking

anything. IMPORTANT: The larger the cigar you're smoking, the more nicotine

your body is going to absorb. Make sure to eat a suitably large meal for

larger cigars. For something small like a cigarillo, a snack might suffice,

but it's different for each person.

If you start to feel queazy, try drinking a sugary drink. It tends to calm

the stomach for some reason.

Step 1: Lighting the cigar

Hold the cigar in between your lips. A jet lighter is the best method, but a

normal lighter or even a match will work fine. Whatever your choice of

firey utensil, light it and tilt your cigar, still in your mouth, slightly

downwards. This is so that the fire can cover the entire end of the cigar.

Now hold the flame to the tip of the cigar. While the flame is there, drag

in and out with your breath somewhat quickly. This will help light the cigar

more effectively. You can quickly turn the cigar around to see if the entire

end of the cigar is red and alight.

Step 2: Smoke it excellently

Smoking a cigar is a bit of an art. Main idea: Smoke it not too fast, not

too slow, but just right. If the cigar tastes good (whatever that means for

the cigar), then you're probably smoking it right. The hard part is learning

how a cigar is supposed to taste. Generally, though, they're not supposed to

taste burnt. :)

The faster you smoke the cigar, the longer the draw, and the harder the

draw, the hotter the cigar will get. Your goal is to maintain the optimal

temperature while ensuring that the cigar is consumed evenly (i.e. the end

of the cigar does not become slanted). As a rule of thumb, if you feel the

side of the cigar near the end and it's hot enough to burn you in a second

or so, it is definitely burning too hot. Just be careful not to actually

burn yourself.

You want to make sure the entire end of the cigar is burning. When you draw,

you can quickly turn it around and see which parts are red. It's a good idea

to relight the sections that are not lit.

If the cigar is beginning to burn unevenly, rotate the cigar so that the

less burnt side is facing down. I have no idea why this works, but I can

tell you from experience that facing the longer side upwards will not help.

Step 3: Brush your teeth/gums

After smoking, it's recommended by doctors to brush your teeth and gums with

or without toothpaste to get off the excess nicotine and tobacco.

~~~ Enjoy and smoke responsibly ~~~