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Romulus Wasn't as Bad as I'd Heard, it did get boring though and that CGI Ash was outstandingly shit.
1. Ignore the fact the characters leave the Planet without so musch as "By you're leave"..
2. Ignore the fact that Ash is an abomination.
3. Ignore the fact that most of the film is just rehashed from previous outing's.
4. Halfway through is proberbly a good time to cut you'd toenail's.
5. Eyeroll for the last half hour, It's good exercise. Be the champion Eyeroll master at Eyeroll maxing.
6. Take comfort in the fact that the soundtrack stears clear of the obvious Heart beat of excitement soundtrack soundtrack and actively uses a heartbeat like soundtrack more like a heartbeat with arrhythmia excitement. Quite apropos don't you know?
7. Spend the rest of the evening removing DVD's from cases to save space & wonder why you even have most of them and why you watched Romulus?
That's right. You did it becouse it was either cheap or free and now look at you hemmed in by a mountain of discarded black plastic. Is that some form of ocult posture? Thats a lot of Black box.