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Message Incoming... Source Starbloom Communal Distributive Projection γ Aquarii [Lucky Homes] Ascension 22h 21m 39.37542s Declination –01° 23′ 14.4031″ Distance 178.211ly Equinox J2000.0 SOL Year 2448, QEC adjusted [Autotranslator enabled...] Susan, Speaker Elect of Cheer Systems, 14th Pod ::: Merry meet, 2M, Personage of Variable SQUIGGLE-STATE~ Blessed Diana help me, but we seem to have run into a bit of a cultural bungle, haven't we? As Speaker Elect of Cheer Systems please let my formally apologize for any inconvenience our ritual may have caused. Are we correct in assuming your mores venerate aspects of creation and sustenance? Our blessed act of destruction must have seemed downright barbaric to you. Fear not, new friend. We shall make amends promptly. Our cat engineers are truly in their element as aspects of destruction, but we of the projection are many and varied. We have asked a few students from our secondary communal education initiative to think of of an appropriate means of formalizing our gratitude and ameliorate the situation. They have put together a school project for just the occasion. As I write this message, Ms. Privett--third proctor of the secondary communal education initiative for the 14th Pod--has brought with her three young persons to perform the student-ritual. First is Jacson Bettlemar, an aspiring bung player and first chair tonsil. He is acting the part of the seed. Next is Emory Xiaping-Mendoza, a brilliant young artist and author of what I hear is a very popular synthetic drug with the children. They will be acting the part of the stratum. And finally we have Molly Saand, who is just a cutie. Molly will be the ether-spark. And so, without further ado, the ritual is begun. Though this is only a juvenile ritual we all agreed it would be a much better fit for a society such as yours. We do so hope you enjoy it. With the words spoken and energies set forth, the spell of solar reification is begun. While we would have loved to have used the energies of the 2M Supernova for this, what is done cannot be undone, but only transform into what is next. Instead the children have chosen the nearby nebula as the starting point. Together the children have realized a new star in your honor and are bringing it into being, along with a solar system of 13 planets, a lovely Oort cloud, two asteroid belts, and a few dwarf planets to even out the numbers. We will leave their naming to you, of course! Oh yes, I've nearly forgotten the best part. We are seeding life on three of the rocky planets which will have habitable atmospheres and all three will be filled with your screaming snapdragons in your honor. Isn't that amazing? Three whole screaming planets! Thank you so very much for sending along the DNA information. We had hoped for a more thorough description but never imagined such data would be passed along. Brunhilda Ogandabe has been pouring over the data since it came over the QEC. I don't believe she's been to sleep the entire time! If you do manage to make the 300 megaparsecs trek at some later date in this life or the next, please do drop by. We would love to have you for tea. Blessed be. .