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Overdramatic Monologue Given to my Minecraft Server

We are adding mods to a Minecraft server I run for my friends. I logged onto the server just before shutting it down to prepare the update, and this is the overdramatic monologue I felt compelled to give:

[04:21:08] <StellarSkylark> world of vanilla and plainness, fine and featured as you are

[04:21:12] <StellarSkylark> prepare thyself

[04:21:24] <StellarSkylark> your ASCENSION to the plains of user-created modifications

[04:21:26] <StellarSkylark> is at hand

[04:21:36] <StellarSkylark> you shall sleep for a time

[04:21:38] <StellarSkylark> and when you awaken

[04:21:45] <StellarSkylark> you shall be...changed

[04:21:55] <StellarSkylark> and you will have powers which you currently cannot imagine

[04:22:01] <StellarSkylark> and we shall have powers beyond your comprehension

[04:22:17] <StellarSkylark> and parts of you will be missing

[04:22:26] <StellarSkylark> ready to be filled with new, glorious space

[04:22:59] <StellarSkylark> if that sounds scary, forgive me. I can be a bit overdramatic at times

[04:23:11] <StellarSkylark> we do this because we love you

[04:23:15] <StellarSkylark> and we want to love you more

[04:29:13] <StellarSkylark> prepare yourself, world of blocks and cubes and mod abuse

[04:29:22] <StellarSkylark> world of friends and fun and rivals too

[04:29:27] <StellarSkylark> prepare

[04:29:32] <StellarSkylark> and be glad

[04:29:40] <StellarSkylark> and now

[04:29:56] <StellarSkylark> now, sleep

[04:29:58] [Server] sleep

[04:30:02] <StellarSkylark> yes, sleep

[04:30:05] [Server] sleep

[04:30:11] Stopping the server