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first post lol first post lol first post lol :3
Okaky but seriously this is kinda cool I guess, I don't know who it's for besides me lol I guess I'll put a link to this on the ol HYPER TEXT TRANSFER PROTOCVCAWLLLL
it could be cool to sue this (use this) as a more freeform just totally whatever the fuck doesn't matter who's writing it or anything
HOW AM I DOING? I'm pretty sure i'm fucking high on progesterone :3 not everyone experiences this apparently but I get it really strong i'm not sure if it's because I'm not sticking it up my ass but honestly who has TIME for that lmao??? i question whether i even want to be on p sometimes but like idk who knows it's all just random wahtever @_@
WHAT IM LISTEN TO? im listening to Ненавист (Nenavist) which is a russian black metal band, listening to their self-titled album, well actually their band name is in cyrillic but apparently the album title is the latin script transliteration of their name? thats cute i guess :3
it's the FREAKIN WEEKEND LOL so im n one <- I wrote this and then came back, literally no idea what the FUCK it means LMAO
okay i just spent a bunch of time explaining gemini to some people so that's cool... I'm running out of steam on this particular post but I'm gonna add a links page after this and link to any cute capsules I happen to find :3
OH I JUST REMEMBERED, okay so today I saw a cool thing, it went like this: so i was looking out my window right, and across from me I saw a squirrel. now this in itself is not particularly unusual (and by today btw I mean yesterday since it's the mdidle of the night for me but in CIRCADIAN DAYS it's still TODAY so whateever), but so anyway, the squirrel, it was holding something in its mouth. now imagine if you will a squirrel, and what it might hold in its mouth. you can imagine, right, like, a fucking, acorn, nuts, whatever. what i discovered today was that those squirrels represent the virgin in the virgin/chad squirrel meme, because this one was dragging along an ENTIRE FUCKING APPLE. like it had clearly already taken some bites out of it, right, but it was still most of a pretty big apple, bigger than its head. like imagine biting into a watermelon and just carrying it around like that. could you do it? I sure fucking couldn't and that's a fact! or at least I wouldn't, you know??? but this squirrel was dragging it along, like it was like, "fuck yeah i've got this huge delicious little foodstuff and im so fucking hype about it and it's so cool and oh my GOD!!!"... anyway it was doing this and it managed to clamber up onto the fence across from our yard, and it just, fucking, toppled over, like I assume it was fine but it was so cute and derpy and bwa lugging around this huge thing that maybe weighed more than it did idk. basically my point is that squirrel was awesome and i support it one HUNDRED percent.
Speaking of animals I see out my window, another one happened the other night that was less "aww/cool" and more "dfihsdoasfhidsofh @__@;;;", it was the middle of the night and I feel like I was already in a kind of creepypasta headspace (but like when am i not??) and anyway in my periphery i detect some movement out the window which you know i'm hyper aware of cause we used to have a stalker kinda guy who would skulk around and try and break in or whatever, but so I turn to look, thinking in my mind "oh it's probably just like, just nothing, just a reflection", and when I say in my mind I mean in my rational mind, my thoughts and science mind, not my deep creepypastabrain. but when I turn to look it takes me a second but I see the huge glimmering eyes and then the entire head and body of a cat, orange back with white belly, staring DIRECTLY at me and it FREAKS ME OUT!!! i yell over to charity about it but as i make eye contact it seems to get nervy, then runs off. fucking peeping tom(cat) (or maybe a a, whatever a lady cat is called i cna't remember sorry and im not going to look it up for this).
So yeah i hope you enjoyed those adventures in seeing animals. in plant news i discovered lithops today and i'm over the moon about them, i ordered some succulents that aren't actually lithops but are a closely related species, the Karoo Rose (apparently it's not actually found in Karoo at all (I didn't look up where Karoo is but I know it's prolly in southwest africa) but whatever), it's just so cute and geometric. anyway i'll try and raise em real good and give them names. i'll post about em and maybe even, idk, put up some lil pics or something either on the HTTP or on here too, but linking to HTTP content (images) from gemini is kinda janky and i don't know that i want to subject people to that hahaha xD
Okay I think this is the for real end of this post, it's so fun to type into this silly little space :3 loves it