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Subject: INTERVIEW Yngwie Malmsteen
letostak@netcom.com   Judy Letostak


               AN INTERVIEW WITH YNGWIE MALMSTEEN
                      by Richard Karsmakers
 When I set out trying to get an interview with Yngwie  Malmsteen
after I heard he'd be playing in Holland for the first time since
November  1988,  I really didn't take into consideration that  it
might  happen.  As  a matter of fact I sortof counted on  it  not
working out; I even believed that, like some years ago, all Dutch
tour dates would be cancelled.
 But it did and they weren't,  things which succeeded in exciting
me  quite a bit.  Had this happened two or three years ago  I  am
quite  sure I would have wet my pants or something.  Now  it  was
just very exciting and even provoking some nervousness. It is now
the  day before the interview May 11th 1994,  just past three  in
the  afternoon.  I believe this whole thing might be worthy of  a
real-time article.
 15:07
 About  two  hours ago,  Rough Trade (the Dutch  distributors  of
Music For Nations, Yngwie's current label) called me to tell me I
should be at the Park Hotel at 13:00 hours tomorrow,  contact the
tour manager (Dave Hulme) and get the whole thing going.
 This  actually meant the interview was quite certainly going  to
happen,  something  I  had doubted up to the minute  before  they
called.
 It  is  going  to happen.  Already I feel I have to  go  to  the
toilet.
March 11th 1994 - The Day
 09:30
 The  alarm clock switches on,  and the Dutch  "Arbeidsvitaminen"
rouse me from my sleep.  Today is the day.  My bowels tell me I'm
still nervous.  I get out of bed.  We need to walk the dog (a dog
called Joey that we're looking after for the duration of some  of
our friends' honeymoon).
 I need to pack everything.  Shouldn't forget to bring my guitar.
And the question sheet.  I had some more questions last night  in
bed when trying to get to sleep.  Now what were they, again? Will
the  buses  drive?  No strike or anything?  Shouldn't we  get  an
earlier  train,  just  in case?  I shouldn't forget  the  walkman
batteries. And the guitar.
 11:14
 Miranda  and me enter the bus.  I am still quite nervous  but  I
suppress it by thinking of baseball. Always works.
 In the bus I meet Theo-Hans,  a guy that I met while waiting for
Satriani  to  pop  up  at the  artist  entrance  at  last  year's
Vredenburg  concert.  I  had met him again yesterday -  by  total
coincidence  - and he had asked me if he could tag along  to  the
interview.  I had told him he shouldn't count on getting in,  but
he was welcome to try.
 11:25
 We  arrive  at Utrecht Central Station,  way too early  for  the
11:47  intercity  train to Rotterdam.  I look at  all  the  other
people walking there, who seem totally oblivious of the fact that
there  are  some  among them who are going to  meet  one  of  the
leading  guitar virtuosos alive today.  Somehow I think  this  is
weird (which is weird in itself).
 12:25
 The  train arrives at Rotterdam Central.  I am supposed to  meet
the  tour manager,  Dave Hulme,  at Park Hotel,  at ten  minutes'
walking from Central Station.  We've got aeons of  time.  Nothing
went wrong with either the bus or the train.  Now the only  thing
that can go wrong is one of us breaking a leg. We take extra care
when crossing the perilous Rotterdam streets.
 12:40
 We arrive at the hotel.  It wasn't exactly a ten minutes'  walk,
but we're early anyway.  Nobody swiped us with their cars, and on
the  way we even saw that Nighttown,  the  concert  venue,  still
exists.  I start believing that actually this thing is  beginning
to be reality.
 All  in all,  my nerves have inflicted on my bladder a  perverse
desire  to  unleash  its  fluids.  I  quickly  find  the  nearest
available toilet. This is rather more precarious then some of you
might  think.  First of the Park Hotel is a really classy  hotel,
Hilton-ish, and I feel severely out of place in a regular T-shirt
and  black "Dynamo Open Air" boxer shorts.  Also,  they use  some
sort  of very artistic way to indicate where the toilets  are.  I
find  them  in  the end,  and with  a  genuinely  pleasing  smell
entering  my nostrils (this was the first toilet I ever  been  in
actually smelling like a pleasure garden) and Richard  Clayderman
pleasing me aurally, I relieve myself.
 This is the obligatory reference to my bodily fluid system  that
I  tend  to have in each real-time article.  There won't  be  any
more, at least not in this article.
 12:53
 "Is  that Mats?" Theo-Hans says as someone with long black  hair
descends a flight of stairs.  Indeed it is.  I walk up to him and
ask  him if perhaps he could be bothered to sign some CD  liners.
Mats Olausson,  keyboard player with Yngwie Malmsteen ever  since
"Eclipse",  proves a totally friendly dude (as would the  others,
later).  He has no problem signing all that we wish to be signed.
He  even  told us when the soundcheck would be so that  we  could
meet  the  others  as well if we  wanted  to.  After  bidding  us
farewell he disappears again.
 12:55

 I walk up to the reception desk and announce my arrival.  I tell
them of my appointment with Dave Hulme. Two minutes later Dave is
downstairs,  a  middle-aged man wearing a  "U.F.O."  T-shirt.  He
checks out the bar,  finds a nice secluded corner and tells us to
take a seat there while he's getting Yngwie.
 We sit down.
 13:07
 He walks in,  and I have to admit I am suddenly getting a  nerve
attack of sorts.  We introduce ourselves.  Dave sits down at  the
bar and gets us a drink. I need a beer, definitely, so I ask one.
Yngwie  sits down,  too.  He's not half as fat as I had  imagined
he'd be, just a bit of a second chin. We chat a bit, and suddenly
the  nerves  go  and I feel perfectly at  ease.  He's  a  totally
relaxed  dude,  not  at all the person the press  would  have  us
believe.  I  know  this is a clich! thing that I've read  in  the
Malmsteen  Militia Fanclub magazine several times before,  and  I
even know I always frowned on those very remarks, discarding them
as   half-love-sick   remarks  of  utter  adoration   and   semi-
worshipping.  Not so.  I believe they,  like mine, could be quite
true.
 To the sound of background elevator music I start the interview.
 In what kind of town were you born?
 Yngwie: Stockholm. I was born in Stockholm, Sweden. A big city.
 What is your fondest memory of Stockholm, or Sweden?
 Yngwie:  Well,  it depends, because I grew up sortof er...I grew
up at my mother's house,  of course,  OK, so we lived in a house,
nice house, you know, with forest and stuff, but you had to go on
the subway for half an hour to go to the city, which I did *every
day*  from  the  point that I was about 11 I did  it  every  day,
because  I had my recording studio...I started  very  early,  you
see.  What I liked a lot was just being able to compose a lot  of
music  and basically be free to do what I wanted to  do.  And  my
mother wasn't the person to tell me "OK,  you gotta do this,  you
gotta do that,  you should wear your hair like that", you know. I
was  very lucky that way.  That's what I like about  Sweden.  And
then  eventually I moved into the city,  and lived there until  I
was 16 and moved to America when I was 19.
 When  did it become obvious that you were laid out to  become  a
guitarist?
 Yngwie:  I  think  I never had a doubt in  my  mind,  really.  I
started  playing  about 24 years ago,  and from  that  point  on,
really,  I knew it.  I knew this is why I'm here. This is why I'm
alive. And I still feel the same way.
 There's  this  story  about the two tape  decks  with  different
speeds, hence your incredible playing speed. Is it true?
 Yngwie:  This is true. It's actually true. The funny thing was I
was  so relentless about what I was doing,  I  would  constantly,
well,  record what I played. And I had this thing that if I don't
play better the next day than I did the day before, something was
really  wrong.  (With feeling) I'd fuckin' kick  myself,  "No,  I
gotta be better, I gotta be better". I was, like, totally fanatic
about  it,  you  know.  Completely fanatic.  My recorder  in  the
rehearsal  place was a tape machine that ran at  4...em...4.75  I
think.  And there's another international speed,  4.80 I believe,
which is different.  This was before I had perfect pitch and shit
like that so I used to come home and listen to what I did and was
going, "Hmmm...pretty good, pretty good", and the next morning of
course  I'd go ahead and play again and I thought my  guitar  was
out of tune because it's so fuckin' cold in the subway, you know,
so I'd just tune it up again,  you know,  to the new pitch, and I
played to that.  And I went like "wrrr,  wrrr" (fingers  flying),
and go "man, that's fast" and that escalated it. Actually this is
one of the really few things that are true about me.  There's  so
many  things  said  about  me  that  are  just  complete  fuckin'
bullshit.
 What was the first record you ever bought?
 Yngwie:  The  first album I got I didn't buy,  I got it  for  my
birthday. It was Deep Purple's "Fireball", on my eighth birthday,
and from that point on I had no doubt in my mind what I wanted to
be.  That album fuckin' kicked my ass,  you know. You know how it
starts,  right?  With the bass drum like that. It was, like, '71,
and  nobody  played like *that*.  I did listen  to  Jimi  Hendrix
before  them,  and  my sister was a big influence on  me  because
everything she'd listen to I'd listen to too.  She was six  years
older than me.  And she's the one who said to me,  on the 18th of
September 1970,  she said,  "come and look at the TV,"  and  they
showed Jimi Hendrix setting his guitar on fire,  the same day  he
died,  you know,  because it was on the news. And I already had a
guitar,  I got it on my fifth birthday,  and I started playing on
it the same day.
 What was the first guitar you had?
 Yngwie:  It was an acoustic guitar,  you know,  a cheap acoustic
guitar.
 What was the first electric guitar you had?
 Yngwie:  That was also a cheap electric guitar. I don't remember
what it's called,  you know, it's one of those very cheap fuckin'
things,  about 50 bucks or something,  no, probably not even that
much, 25 or something. But it worked great, and I would customize
it,  you  know,  I'd put a tremolo bar on it,  and put  different
pickups in it and shit like that.
 Scallop?
 Yngwie:  I  didn't  do that particular one.  I did that  when  I
started working in a shop,  I was about 14, as an apprentice, you
know.  And I saw this 16th century lute, you know, and instead of
frets  it had the wood carved out like this (makes a  dulled  "U"
form with his fingers). I thought, "Hmm, that looks interesting",
so I just did it and I liked it and since then I've done it.
 You mentioned "Fireball" just a while ago,  but which CD do  you
miss most now because you left it at home?
 Yngwie:  Em...I don't listen to music,  you know. I brought some
of the classical ones with me.  Paganini,  of course,  Vivaldi. I
don't really listen much to music because all I do is travel  and
do  interviews.  That's  all  I do,  it's my job.  I do  6  or  7
interviews a day.
 As  to  your  own records,  which do you  think  is  your  least
favourite  of your own records - excepting Steeler and  Alcatrazz
of course?
 Yngwie: (Laughs) Alcatrazz I actually liked.
 Why don't you play any of the old songs then?
 Yngwie:  Well, that's a very good question and I will give you a
very good answer.  I constantly get shit about my shows being too
long.  They're, like, 2 hours and 20 minutes. And I *still* don't
play all the songs I want to play, you know. On this last tour we
played "Hiroshima Mon Amour",  but with 7 solo studio albums it's
hard  to choose which ones to play.  The record company tries  to
push me,  they say, "play all the new songs", but I don't want to
play only the new songs, I want to play some of the classics too,
the  kids want to hear them too,  "Far Beyond the Sun"  and  shit
like that, which I do.
 You still like playing that?
 Yngwie:  Oh yeah,  it's a blast every night.  Because, you know,
the song is really the biggest challenge every night,  because it
has to be so...(sniffs his nose in contemplation)...intense,  and
also  the  guitar solo which is...never  the  same.  You  see,  I
improvise everything, so to me nothing gets stale.
 What is your favourite pre-"The Seventh Sign" song?
 Yngwie:  It's hard to say,  you know, because I always say, when
they ask me "so which one is your favourite song",  I  go,  well,
"Have you got children?  Yeah,  well, which one is your favourite
child?" And they say "Well,  no,  I like them all," you know. The
same thing. The music is my children. And another thing is that I
don't put something on an album that I don't really like. I never
had a filler song. I always like everything.
 Could you hazard telling me which you like best of "The  Seventh
Sign" songs then, perhaps?
 Yngwie:  That  question is definitely the hardest to  answer.  I
think  that album has such an extremely wide variety of types  of
songs.  I  mean compare "Prisoner of Your Love" with "Pyramid  of
Cheops" for instance,  it's very very different. But they are all
strong  in their own sense,  so I couldn't say I like either  one
[most].  With this album there is absolutely no way I could say I
like one track more than another.  There's a few songs that I  do
prefer to play live,  for instance "Seventh Sign",  "Never  Die",
"Crash  & Burn",  "Forever One" are the songs that sound best  on
stage.  We've  been trying to play "I Don't Know" - doesn't  come
across  live.  We  tried to play "Meant To Be" -  does  not  come
across live.  In *my* opinion,  that is.  "Pyramid of Cheops"  is
really good,  live. Basically, if you listen to the album there's
one  guitar,  one keyboard player,  there's one bass  player  and
there's a singer and a drummer.  It's a very...it's not live, but
it's an album that you could play live,  you know.  Which I like,
'cause  I've  done  albums where there's  been  so  many  fuckin'
overdubs that...(loses track of what he wanted to say).
 You mean "Live in Leningrad"?
 Yngwie: "Live in Leningrad" has a couple of small fix-ups, yeah,
it  does.  There's a couple of fix-ups on the live  album,  which
everybody does.  However,  I want to tell you something.  We just
did, on this last Japanese tour, well, a month ago, we filmed the
whole  Budo Kan show - 18 cameras,  48 track recording -  and  we
didn't  fix up *one single thing*.  It will be released in  June.
Nothing,  *nothing*  is touched.  It's completely like the  show,
every fuckin' thing.  And,  you know,  there's a couple of little
booboos,  but,  you know,  I like it. I mean, I decided that this
time  I'm  not gonna fix anything.  Joe Lynn  Turner  just  about
resang the whole fuckin' album. He was fired, OK? I redid some of
the  rhythm  guitars because the string broke or  something  like
that,  or  it  was a little bit sloppy,  but  the  solos  weren't
overdubbed.  On this one I did nothing, not a fuckin' thing. What
I  did was I took the tape and sat together with this guy -  he's
from here actually,  Erwin...Erwin something,  what was his  last
name,  he's Dutch...  Anyway,  him and me just sat down and mixed
what's on there. Didn't redo any vocals, didn't redo any guitars,
nothing. Not a fuckin' thing.
 Will the songs you performed at the Leo Fender memorial  concert
ever be released commercially,  on an EP for example, or as bonus
tracks somewhere?
 Yngwie: I thought it was a really shitty show but, then again, I
mean,  I didn't mean to [play].  I just had a few beers and said,
"fuck, of course I'm going to contribute to this," you know, so I
just went up and did it. It wasn't a serious thing at all.
 It may be interesting as a collectors' item though.
 Yngwie:  I'll tell you what may be worth released as collectors'
item, which is gonna happen too, which is my 16 tracks stuff that
I  recorded  before I recorded this album,  and one of  those  16
track songs actually appears on the Japanese pressing ("Angel  in
Heat",  ED.).  I sing lead on that.  And they're gonna release  a
song I've just recorded for a Japanese wrestler.  It's gonna be a
"steam  song" as he walks out.  He's not a  Sumo  Wrestler,  it's
called...something..."shoot   wrestling"  I  think.   It's   like
American  professional wrestling but they do it  for  real.  They
really  kick  the f...you see teeth flying and  shit,  you  know.
Anyway,  so, it's true. I do that, and there's gonna be one extra
song,  and there's gonna be two live tracks on that.  That's only
going to be released in Japan, and I heard there's something like
300,000 pre-sold.
 You're  quite  a success in Japan - as opposed  to  Europe,  you
might say.
 Yngwie:  We should change that,  shouldn't we?  The Japanese are
very guitar-oriented.  I wanna say this,  and I don't wanna  come
across the wrong way, you know, but this is a mere fact, not just
something that I'm saying.  A mere fact. From "Fire & Ice" on, no
western  artist,   including  Metallica,   Guns'n'Roses,  Michael
Jackson,  Cher,  you name it,  no western artist,  *any*  western
artist,  ever has sold more records than I have in Japan. "Fire &
Ice" went straight number one,  double platinum in four days, and
now it's,  like,  triple platinum.  I mean Guns'n'Roses sell like
45,000 copies there, which is good...(pauses for dramatic impact)
I sell 400,000.  I have no idea why that is.  As to the situation
in Europe,  I'm doing everything I can. I'm doing every interview
I  can,  the shows,  and I think the record company is  going  to
concentrate  a bit more on promoting me,  which  hasn't  happened
before.  For many fuckin' years, man, I've been working real hard
on this,  you know, and I still don't think I have something like
proper success, really.
 "Tribute to Jimi Hendrix" albums are fairly popular, for example
those by Randy Hansen and Paul Gilbert.  Since you're quite a fan
of Jimi hendrix,  too,  wouldn't you like a go at such a project,
too?
 Yngwie:  Not really, no. I think that's overdone. Everybody asks
me,  "do you ever wanna do an acoustic album," or "do you want to
do a blues album",  or an album that's only classical, or "do you
wanna  do an album that's only instrumental," and the answers  to
all these questions are the same:  No. I have no desire at all to
do that.  I want to do albums like "The Seventh Sign",  that  has
songs that go somewhere and that say something and that have  the
instrumental passages as well, the classical guitars, sitar even,
you know,  I like that too,  and bluesier stuff like "Bad  Blood"
and  stuff.  I  don't like to do one album that all  the  fuckin'
same.  I like to do albums that have a lot of different  avenues.
It's like,  you know,  "Hairtrigger", you know, is, like, fuckin'
punching out,  you know, but then you have "Forever One" that's a
more  delicate song.  I don't like to have albums that  have  the
same shit over and over,  you know. I don't like them. Bands like
Judas  Priest and AC/DC and all these bands,  I  personally  like
them,  but I wouldn't do an album the way they do, that is so the
same, you know.
 You're  also  quite a fan of Ritchie  Blackmore  (ex-ex-ex  Deep
Purple).  Some  people even say you've got a Blackmore  fixation.
Have you ever met him?
 Yngwie: Many times.  Actually,  he's a fan of me. No, of course,
you know,  I love Deep Purple. That was, like, a *huge* influence
on me when I was young.  No question about it. I think maybe that
they live at lost right now,  especially with the new addition of
the guitar player.  I think that's a shame. I mean Joe Satriani's
a  *good*  guitar  player but he doesn't fit  [in]  Deep  Purple,
that's  just the way it is.  He doesn't fit [in] the  concept  of
Deep Purple.  First of all he's using humbucking pickups which is
a fuckin' sin.  If you wanna play Deep Purple music you don't use
humbucking pickups, you use single coil.
 Have  you  seen the "Rising Force '85" live video and  were  you
content  with the way the video editors have fucked it up  video-
wise?
 Yngwie: I've seen it a long time ago. It's pathetic. But the new
one won't be like that,  the Budo Kan one. From what I've seen so
far it's really good. A lot better, a lot better than that.
 Now  for a question that so far you've answered  with  "Well,  I
don't listen to guitar players that much"...
 Yngwie: Well, I don't (smiles).
 ...the question is: Who are your favourite guitar players?
 Yngwie:  (Heaves a deep sigh, probably this is still a difficult
question) Oh god (laughs).  I like Alan Holdsworth. Al DiMeola is
very  good.  Uli  Jon Roth (ex-Scorpions,  ED.)  is  good.  Early
Blackmore stuff,  like from "Made in Japan",  was extremely good.
Em...I  mean...that's about it really.  I don't listen to  guitar
players.  I  *used*  to  when I was younger but  I  don't  do  it
anymore.
 What is your favourite drink?
 Yngwie: Red wine. Definitely. Italian red wine.
 What is your favourite guitar?
 Yngwie:  The Fender Stratocaster.  I have one that I've had for,
like, 18 years, that I don't bring on tour any more. It's the one
on the cover of my first album. That one...
 At this moment the background music transforms into a  non-vocal
version of "Lambada".  The music is truly revolting,  worse  than
Richard  Clayderman actually,  so I retract my earlier  statement
with regard to that.
 Yngwie: We played that at my wedding ("Lambada",  ED.).  Anyway,
that one's a '71 cream Strat with maple neck,  then I have a  '56
that I also used to use a lot.  I also left that one at home. But
I  have 175 guitars.  A lot of guitars.  I try to make sure  that
each one I use on stage is a very good one.  They wear out really
quickly because I kick them around a lot.
 How  many  guitars  would  you  estimate  become,   let's   say,
redundant, due to excessive wear during a tour?
 Yngwie: (Some sadness in his voice) I just broke a 1960 one, and
sometimes  I set my guitars on fire.  But those are not the  main
ones. Beyond repair, maybe 5. Not beyond repair, maybe 10.
 Is  there  a person in the music industry which  one  day  you'd
really like to meet?
 He thinks for a long while.  I add "except for Jimi Hendrix"  to
keep things going.
 Yngwie:  (He  grins) I do like a guy called Ian  Anderson  (from
Jethro Tull, ED.) a lot. I've never met him. I worked with people
that worked with him a lot,  such as Barrymore Barlow and some of
the crew people.  I know him a little bit through that.  But  Ian
Anderson  is a fuckin' genius,  you know.  It's just the  way  he
always  does  the coolest arrangements and stuff,  and a  lot  of
stage presence.
 Suppose  I would want to be Malmsteen II.  What would I have  to
do? Any tips for the next generation?
 Yngwie: You have to understand that when it comes to my approach
to this,  it's not only playing guitar,  you see. It's much, much
more than that.  I wouldn't call it spiritual, but it's something
that  I  don't  really have control over,  when it  comes  to  my
compositions and also my improvisations. It's very hard for me to
give anyone advise because nobody ever gave me any advice.  I did
an educational video once,  but that's a kindof silly one  anyway
because  you won't learn anything from it.  It's just me  sitting
down and saying,  well,  "here's this one thing," and I go  "wrrt
wrrt wrrt" and,  "this is the same again but a bit slower", "wrrt
wrrt wrrt", and, "OK, here's another one". I've never been taught
anything  so I don't exactly know how to teach,  except  for  the
fact that I can tell you exactly which scales to use,  and  which
notes  to use in certain chord progressions,  you know,  which  I
think is very self-explanatory anyway. You can learn that just by
listening.
 OK, upon us now is the "words to react to" section. Please react
quickly and briefly.
 MTV.
 Yngwie:   MTV?   I  don't  think  it  should  be  called  "Music
Television"  because they don't play music.  I think it's  really
gone out of hand.  Out of fuckin' control. I would like to see it
change  or disappear.  I think what it's done is that it  ruined,
you know,  the mystique of stuff,  you know.  When I was a kid  I
wondered  what it'd be like to see a proper show,  I would  never
see  them on TV or nothing,  and if there was a show I'd  fuckin'
put  a  tent outside and sleep.  Nowadays kids are  getting  real
blas!,  because they see it on TV and say,  "fuck,  I'm not gonna
pay 30 dollars to see a show, not to see a show, no way man".
 Ron  Keel  (the singer of the first bigger band Yngwie  was  in,
Steeler).
 Yngwie: Wrong key. That's my answer.
 Upplands  Vasby (which is where the earliest known bootleg  live
recording of Yngwie was done - just personal curiosity really).
 Yngwie: It was an interesting area of people living there. I had
a  girlfriend  there so I was there quite often.  It's  kindof  a
suburb,  but it's kinda far away from Stockholm.  It had its  own
little shopping mall and pub, whatever. That was about '79, '80.
 The Malmsteen Militia (the official fan club).
 Yngwie:  I love it.  I think it's exceptional.  I think the fans
are wonderful and I think that the whole way it's put together is
great.  It's very informative,  and I know them, and they're also
good friends of my wife and stuff.
 Silver Mountain (a band Yngwie was in, sortof, in Sweden).
 Yngwie:   That  was  interesting  because  that's  how  I  found
out...em...I met this guy in Stockholm and he heard me playing in
a music store and said,  "I know this guy that sortof plays  like
you"  and  I say,  "yeah?" (something like contempt on  his  face
there).  So  he says it was Jonas Hansson,  and I must be  honest
with you,  I don't think he plays like me,  nowhere near like me.
Well, anyway, he was the guitar player in Silver Mountain, and he
played  me  a  tape and I said,  "Fuck,  what  a  great  keyboard
player!",  and that was Jens (Jens Johansson,  keyboard player on
the  first four Yngwie solo albums,  ED.).  And that's how I  got
hooked up with Jens.  This was just,  like, a month before I left
for  America.  I went down and recorded something with  them  and
then I went up to the States and then a few years later I  called
Jens up and asked him if he wanted to do the gig.
 Graham  Bonnet  (singer  of the second bigger band  he  was  in,
Alcatrazz).
 Yngwie:  I  saw him for the first time in 11 years at  the  L.A.
show.  And we were,  like,  hanging and stuff (laughs).  He's one
funny guy, very strange.
 You don't hate him? I mean there's this story going around about
this last Alcatrazz gig where he disconnected your guitar cord in
the middle of a solo. Did you forgive him?
 Yngwie: Yeah. I didn't forgive him *then*, though.
 Steve Vai.
 Yngwie:  He is a cool guy.  I like him.  We speak sometimes, and
stuff like that,  but I just don't like his choice of notes,  and
his tremolo bar all over the place. I just don't like it. But I'm
sure he's very good, maybe he just doesn't want to play any other
way, you know.
 Joe Lynn Turner (the singer on "Odyssey").
 Yngwie:  Joe's  another funny guy.  Joe is a  great  singer,  no
question about it, a real good singer. Actually we're on friendly
terms now, but I don't think we can work together because we have
this...we've  got way too different tastes and we're  both  kinda
like...a  little too passionate and stuff like that so  we  could
get into a conflict.
 On stage, you mean?
 Yngwie: No, off stage.
 I sense a delicate subject. I don't want to provoke him, so I go
on to the next word.
 Joe Satriani.
 Yngwie:  Joe Satriani is a good player. I think he is very good,
but  he doesn't seem to play with a lot of  passion,  he  doesn't
come  across  like someone who (with  feeling)  really,  *really*
plays.  He sounds very well-rehearsed,  and very sortof, like, it
sounds as if he is sitting down, you know.
 Mike Varney.
 Yngwie:  He did me a good favour when I was 19 years old. He did
not pay for my ticket,  though, though he claims he did. Ron Keel
didn't pay for it either,  my mother paid for the fuckin'  ticket
to get to the States.  Mike Varney inflicted a great deal of harm
on me, when I sortof left his so-called 'stable', by manipulating
every  guitar player in the fuckin' world to play  like  me,  and

me.  Because the whole market is now saturated with  neoclassical
guitar players and took away from the impact that my style  could
have had,  because my style was *that* style.  And now a  million
others do the same. I mean you know Tony MacAlpine, Vinnie Moore,
Joey Tafolla,  you name it, did complete blatant rip-offs. That's
what it was, and all thanks to him, which I think was a bad thing
to do.
 Bill Clinton.
 Yngwie: I think he's a fuckin' clown.
 Religion.
 Yngwie:  It  could  be a very good thing for  some  people,  but
religion could also be a very bad thing. I think that religion is
very  [much]  commercialized,  especially Christian  religion  in
America, with the TV preachers and stuff, which is totally wrong.
"Send  us  money so I can buy a gold Rolex!" But I mean  I  don't
believe  in  a specific religion,  even though  (moves  some  the
assorted chains and stuff on his arms and neck) I have  something
like fifty crosses on.  I believe there is something,  definitely
something.  Before I went to the States some of the recordings  I
did  were  some  of the heaviest blackest  shit.  I  mean  devil-
worshipping fuckin' lyrics and the heaviest,  darkest riffs,  and
fast  riffs,  like death and thrash and all  together,  but  with
classical  influences also.  That's the way I used to do  things,
then.  "Lucifer's Friend" and "Voodoo Nights",  I had songs  like
that.  I actually think that influenced some of the bands that do
it today.  I never heard someone do that before I did it. [Black]
Sabbath did it, you know, but not to that same sound.
 Entombed.
 Yngwie:  The band?  I never heard of them.  I know they're  from
Sweden but I haven't lived there for,  like, 11 years. I've heard
of the name, but I've never heard them play.
 Polygram.
 Yngwie:  I think they fucked me around a lot.  I think that they
could  have probably made me a lot bigger success if  they  would
have  wanted to.  I wasn't Def Leppard,  I wasn't Bon  Jovi,  you
know, I was Yngwie Malmsteen and I was on the same label and they
made  so  much  fuckin' money with those other  bands  that  they
really  didn't  care  about me.  So I moved  on  to  Electrica...
electric...   (stumbles  over  the  word,  unscrews  his  tongue)
Elektra.  And that was even worse.  They were even worse. I could
not  believe it,  this just had to be a fuckin' joke,  you  know.
They  completely  ignored me.  Most people didn't even  know  the
album was out.
 The Seventh Sign.
 Yngwie:  I know this is a clich! thing that everybody says  when
they come out with a new album but I believe,  strongly  believe,
that this is the best album I've done. I *really* believe that. I
mean  I would almost always say that,  although I didn't  say  it
when  I made "Odyssey",  and I didn't say it when I made "Fire  &
Ice",  you  know.  But I do say it with this one,  I  really  do.
Because  I think it has the most complete songwriting,  the  most
complete  playing,  and  singing,  and it's all  properly  mashed
together.  "Eclipse" I thought was a good album *but* the  singer
was  just  somewhere else.  He wasn't singing what he  wanted  to
sing.  He  sang what I told him to sing but he didn't  sing  with
conviction.  Whereas  with Michael Vescera (the  current  singer,
ED.),  even though I tell him what to sing - I give him word  for
word  what  I  want  him to  sing,  each  note  -  (sings  "Never
Dieeeeee") but he really means it even though he didn't write it.
And I think that's really put the cap on the whole thing, made it
stronger.
 Your image.
 Yngwie:  My  image is what people think of me,  not what I  make
myself to look like,  or seem like. My image is up to everybody's
individual ideas.  I don't really have an image, I just am what I
am.
 Criticism.
 Yngwie:  Good criticism is good, criticism that doesn't have any
substance whatsoever,  just basically trying to cut your part,  I
think I could live without it.  But,  then again,  I don't give a
fuck. Because I know what I do, I know what I want, I know what I

person.
 Donuts.
 Yngwie:  Donuts?!  I fuckin' *hate* donuts!  Is that the Pantera
thing? I've never seen that. What the fuck *is* that thing?
 I  explain  what I've heard of the "Cowboys From  Hell"  Pantera
home video,  where they accidentally stumble into him at a  hotel
and  he is offered an impromptu donut which he rather  explicitly
refuses,  after which he moves into the elevator with some  babes
and  Pantera scratches a message - something along the  lines  of
"fuck off Malmshit poser fag" - on the back of his tour van.
 Yngwie: (Frowns,  but sees the humour - I think)  Hmm...  that's
interesting.
 And  with  that I reached the end of the  interview,  at  around
13:45,  which  means we had taken rather longer than the  alotted
time. For the last twenty minutes I had already seen a journalist
standing  around  (of  "Watt!",  a Dutch  rock  music  magazine).
However,  next we first wanted some stuff signed - my guitar  and
rather  a lot of CD liners (Theo-Hans had brought something  like
20 CDs with him,  that needed to be signed both in the liner  and
on the actual CD itself).  I could see Dave getting a bit edgy, I
think,  so I quickly asked Malmsteen if perhaps he would care  to
pose with an "ST NEWS - the Atari ST Disk Magazine"  T-shirt.  No
problem. After saying goodbye we went to have a chat with Dave to
see if we could meet the other members of the band.  Again,  this
would  be  no problem.  We had to make sure to be at  the  artist
entrance  of  "Nighttown"  at  around  16:00  and  we  could  get
backstage and witness the whole soundcheck thing as well  (mainly
because we were also members of the Malmsteen Militia and wearing
our Militia T-shirts!).
 But that experience is to be found elsewhere in this issue.
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SELECTED YNGWIE MALMSTEEN DISCOGRAPHY
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- In Steeler
"Steeler" (Shrapnel 1983)
- In Alcatrazz
"No Parole From Rock'n'Roll" (Rocshire/Polydor 1983)
"Live Sentence" (Rocshire/Polydor 1984)
- As Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Rising Force

"Rising Force" (Polydor 1984)
"Marching Out" (Polydor 1985)
"Studio/Live '85" (EP; Polydor (?) 1985; not available on CD)
"Rising Force - Live '85" (Polydor 1985)
"Trilogy" (Polydor 1986)
"Odyssey" (Polydor 1988)
- As Yngwie J. Malmsteen
"Trial by Fire: Live in Leningrad" (Polydor 1989)
"Trial by Fire: Live in Leningrad" (Video; Polydor 1989)
"Eclipse" (Polydor 1990)
"Eclipse Double Pack" (Japanese double CD edition; Polydor 1990)
"Fire & Ice" (Elektra 1992)
"The Seventh Sign" (CMC 1994)
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 And now for the concert-related stuff...

Yngwie Malmsteen
 Nighttown,  Rotterdam,  May  12th  1994.  Surprise  support  act
Skyclad.
 After having interviewed Mr. Malmsteen (see elsewhere) I went to
Nighttown with Theo-Hans.  Miranda went home to look at our guest
Joey  (the dog) and drop off my guitar and other stuff  at  home,
to  meet  me  again at 19:30 when she'd  come  back.  There  were
already a few other people standing there,  fans like us, waiting
for  Malmsteen to arrive in a fashion similar to me about a  year
ago when I wanted to meet Joe Satriani.  I had a bite to eat  and
at  a  quarter to four we went to the side  entrance.  The  other
members  of the band arrived on the dot,  and Malmsteen and  tour
manager Dave Hulme arrived by cab about five minutes later.  Both
Theo-Hans  and  me  were allowed in.  A security  dude  tried  to
prevent us,  but Malmsteen said,  "it's OK, they're all right" so
we entered from the backstage area.
 I walked onto the back of the stage,  Mike Terrana's  impressive
drumkit straight before me and about a dozen Fender Stratocasters
to  my left.  I touched one of them and it was a little bit  like
magic.  I  think  I  was in a state of utter  enthrallment  as  I
crossed the stage and walked off it at the front.  Theo-Hans  and
me got out CD liners and gold/silver pens for signatures in  case
any of the musicians had time to spare later on.
 There was a small drum kit standing in front of the stage with a
"SKYCLAD"  box lying near.  I thought no more of it for the  time
being.  I was too busy being totally enawed. There's only so much
you can truly concentrate on.
 It was a cool soundcheck.  They just played some songs while the
sound  was being adjusted,  ranging from some Van  Halen  ("Ain't
Talking 'Bout Love" and "Mean Streets"), Hendrix ("Spanish Castle
Magic"  and  a  bit of "Red House"),  Deep  Purple  ("Burn")  and
Queen/Metallica  ("Stone  Cold Crazy") to some of his  own  stuff
("Pyramid  of Cheops",  "I'll See the Light  Tonight",  "Crash  &
Burn",  "Hairtrigger",  "Forever  One"  and some  more).  At  the
instant  when he took out a Gibson Flying V to play  "Pyramid  of
Cheops",  one  of my favourite tracks off "The Seventh  Sign",  I
truly thought I was dreaming.  Not in the metaphoric  sense,  but
actually truly. I found myself blinking my eyes, pinching my arm,
but I wasn't asleep. This was reality, incredible though it was.
 Yngwie  even practised his guitar pick kicking'n'hurling  so  in
turns we got them off the floor. I got four. I value these higher
than the concert ones,  because in concert he plays with them for
something  like 30 seconds whereas these were used for  almost  a
whole song, like.
 The  soundcheck  took quite a while,  and each of  the  musician
became available for signing at one time or other. Especially the
drummer and the bass player (Barry Sparks) were amicable fellows.
Mats Olausson (keyboards) was friendly,  too,  but was more busy.
The  singer  (Michael Vescera) was less apt  to  talk,  but  most
importantly we got him to sign all necessary stuff.
 Around  this  time  I found out that Skyclad  was  actually  the
support act.  I didn't have any Skyclad CD liners with me but got
all band members to sign on a piece of paper.  I had a talk  with
their singer,  Martin Walkyier, an incredibly small man, and made
use of this golden second opportunity to ask him what the address
of their co-manager,  Tony Bray, might be. He was pleased to give
it,  which  means you might expect an interview with  this  Venom
drummer (and possibly old members Mantas and Cronos (!!) too)  in
an ST NEWS issue coming soon.
 At something like 18:45 the Skyclad soundcheck was over.  In the
mean time we had also caught a heavily painted glimpse of Amber -
Yngwie's  new  photomodel  wife - but we hadn't  sortof  had  the
courage  nor quickness to ask her to sign the "The Seventh  Sign"
CD  liner  too  (she'd written the lyrics to  "Prisoner  of  your
Love", not at all a good song actually, but who cares). She could
barely walk because of the height of her heels, and if she hadn't
been wearing a large coat we might actually not have seen her  at
all as she moved her almost absurdly slim form between a few  air
molecules and disappeared.
 Theo-Hans  stayed inside when,  at 19:00,  Nighttown opened  its
doors.  I  got something to eat outside and fetched Miranda  from
Rotterdam  Central Station at 19:30.  Because I had a photo  pass
and  we  were  on  the  guest list we  could  get  in  for  free.
Incredibly  I found two of my close "V.I.R.U.S." friends  without
tickets (hi Thomas and Bo!) standing in front of us in the  queue
so I could sell them our tickets and get in with the photo  pass.
We  got into the crowd and somehow succeeded in meeting  up  with
Theo-Hans  again,  right in front at the right,  where  Malmsteen
would  stand.  I was basically one or two feet off the  stage,  a
more than OK position for the experience I was going to have.
 Last  time I had seen Malmsteen I had been something like 10  or
15 metres off the stage and my photocamera had been a  throw-away
one.  Of  the  36 pictures I had taken,  a mere 4  had  something
discernible  on it.  This time I had a proper camera (with  zoom)
and I was close.  This couldn't go wrong (and,  as it would  turn
out, it didn't).
 Skyclad  had the exceedingly thankless task of opening before  a
sold-out audience that had come for Malmsteen only. I think there
was  only one true Skyclad fan,  and one semi-fan (and  that  was
me).  They  played  a good set including two  of  my  favourites,
"Spinning Jenny" and "Widdershins Jig".  They played for about 45
minutes after which they had,  remarkably,  received quite a good
response.
 Almost  ten  minutes early,  Malmsteen started  with  the  usual
guitar antics. When he came on I realised he still hadn't changed
that much - he was still wearing extremely tight trousers and  he
had made up his eyes,  though he had left off the uniform  stuff.
Why on earth does he do the make-up? After three songs it started
to  blotch  and  all pictures have him looking  like  a  severely
sleepy drug addict.
 I had never seen Malmsteen this active on stage before.  He  was
constantly running from left to right and posing in all kinds  of
ways (yes,  he definitely is a poser,  but that's what my  camera
wants!),  throwing his guitar about,  playing with his teeth, and
generally not standing still for a second except when an acoustic
guitar  on a stand forced him to stay at one spot.  I  made  some
terrific  pictures,  all  the time trying to  evade  the  fanatic
jumping of some of the even more zealous fans who seemed to  want
to touch Yngwie at every possible instant.  I had earplugs in for
most  of  the  concert  which  made  everything  brilliant.  It's
unbelievable how notes played in rapid sequence give you the idea
what  you're  hearing is totally out of tune when  heard  without
earplugs. Never again!
 I didn't get any additional guitar picks and didn't actually try
to,  either.  I had four of them in my wallet already. Now it was
time   for  the  masses  to  get  them  (which  they   did   most
enthusiastically).
 Well,  what  did  he  play?  I  am quite  sure  he  didn't  play
"Hairtrigger"  even though he did it during  soundcheck,  and  he
played  nothing  off "Fire & Ice" (which is more than  all  right
with me, and says all about what he thinks of that album himself,
though he could have played "Perpetual" for all I care).  He  did
play  "Rising Force" (the only one off "Odyssey" not  counting  a
"Krakatau"  excerpt in the extended guitar solo spot),  "See  the
Light Tonight" (the only song off "Marching Out"), "Bedroom Eyes"
(the  only one off "Eclipse"),  "You Don't Remember,  I'll  Never
Forget"  (the  only song off "Trilogy" not counting  the  bit  of
"Trilogy  Suite Op:5" in the guitar solo spot) and for  the  rest
his set concentrated on "The Seventh Sign" with the title  track,
"Never  Die"  (the first track),  "Forever  One"  (introducing  a
terribly shy Amber on the stage to give him some white  wine,  to
the  whistling sound of male libidos wanting to  make  themselves
heard), "Bad Blood", "Pyramid of Cheops" and "Crash and Burn". Of
course  he also did "Far Beyond the Sun" and the various  pseudo-
classical bits (Albinoni,  etc.),  whereas the encore had  "Black
Star" (with prolonged acoustic intro),  a second Amber appearance
and some covers - "Burn",  "Stone Cold Crazy" and "Spanish Castle
Magic" that I can recall.  I really like him playing cover songs,
very much actually, but if that's his excuse for not playing some
of  his own older stuff I'd rather have them skipped and  instead
have Alcatrazz' "Kree Nakorie", "Crying", "Soldier Without Faith"
and the full "Trilogy" or "Krakatau".
 The whole experience lasted about 2 hours and a quarter and  was
a  thoroughly  enjoyable one.  I even discovered  that  what  had
started  off  with a cigarette in the guitar  head  Hendrix-style
during  "Deja  Vu"  on the "Odyssey" tour had  now  evolved  into
chainsmoking  and  a cigarette butt hurling  act.  I  forgot  the
cigarette brand, but during the interview he had already remarked
a  whole  package  of  them had a much tar  and  nicotin  as  one
Marlboro.
 We didn't bother buying a T-shirt (all designs concentrated  too
much  on Yngwie's face for our taste) and crossed the street  for
some  French  Fries with mayo,  curry and  onions  ("Grote  friet
speciaal"!). Some time later we got into a train literally filled
with  Feyenoord Football Club supporters (they had won some  sort
of  cup earlier that evening).  But even that didn't  succeed  in
spoiling this great day.

 Well,  Sue,  that's it as far as I'm concerned.  I hope to  have
given  you  a few moments of entertainment in  between  all  your
computer-related work.
 Hope to hear from you again some day.  Please rest assure that I
won't be offended by long delays,  just as I don't expect you  to
be disconcerted by mine...
 Sincerely,
 Richard Karsmakers