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Do you ever have this prickly need to rant about titles that video bloggers choose for their YouTube videos? Lovely, me too. Finally, I can rant into the void, as it's infinitely huge to contain all the ridiculous shit I see.
Even though I say it's shit, be aware that no harm is intended to authors. The very fact I post it in smol web should be telling enough - I needed to vent. If you got your title in here, you know: you dun goofed, and there is no turning back!
If you are THAT guy making up titles on YouTube, you'll either have a great cup of tea with malicious grin of self-irony or dire need to exude flame from ass. Or you are random visitor that would like to enjoy how I curse on it all. Your choice, really. With TLS encryption that Gemini offers, your visit will never be known anyway, and I'm OK with this.
Starting this marathon with the most moronic clickbaits that not only work against my interest, but make me wanna rage in the comments like 5 years old. I'll digress.
Pffffffffft, the powers of obfuscation. Even if it's hand-crafted, I get awful code golf vibes from this. Apparently, you don't care about collaborating with other people that would like something manageable to work with instead of your wannabe-on-an-attic "invention".
I("do dumb"+"StUfF"+'in 1 line');for(let howSmartass of me){toDoUnreadables(123);}
No bitch it's not!
You make it sound like PROs are some elitist group that unanimously decides the value of add-ons.
At the time of writing this last paragraph, I realized that YouTube's algorithm somehow manages to show me less and less of such crap. But as soon I see something as dumb as what you see above, I'll definitely add more.