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"Two R's, Two El's and an Agreeably Limp..."
So read's the subheading glorified in red on the front cover of Harry Balls New Autobiography and thus inaugurates it's downfall. The crudity of the subheading is as nothing compared to the absolutely tasteless title. This leaves nothing to the imagination. We can honestly say that the title is 100% befitting the contents. The entire office was flabbergasted. At one point, I had to fish the book out of the bin and wipe jello off it. As a cultured work it rates low. In the history of low tomes it rates even lower. 2/10. The two out of ten are for the story of how he lost the toes on his left leg and a bit about the green room on "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" set, everything else in this tale is just filler. There is little here to prop up or justify the other 350 pages of embellished memoirs and excruciating whit; we are still none the wiser as to what happened to the Rat.