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2024-02-22
I manage a laundromat. One day I was checking out the bathroom and what do I see? An open pizza box on the ground. Lying in the box? Panties. No, gentlemen of taste, we have not struck gold. You are obviously asking now, "Were they pooped?"
T h e y w e r e p o o p e d .
My sister in Christ, why... (brand new sentence incoming) the fuck would you poop your panties and then leave them in a pizza box?
In fact, why do I find as many clothes as I do poorly stuffed behind the toilet? Why are you all stripping down and leaving your clothes?
Help me understand.
Are you ever at home, wondering where your underwear is, only to remember--lightheartedly chuckling to yourself--that you left them pooped-up in a pizza box? That is some next level degeneracy.
But really, I can understand having a good reason to have pooped your panties. You didn't flush them down the toilet, which gives you an A+ in my book, but you definitely could have gotten them TF out of the bathroom by throwing the pizza box away. You could have at least -closed- the pizza box, too.
But, no.
Me and probably a dozen other people had to see your poop.
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