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Re:Slashdot to Dvorak: Stop the Apple Trolling!

2007-06-06 10:52:40

(Score:5, Funny)

by iPaul (559200) on Thursday March 29, @03:24PM (#18532829)

(http://ipaul.blogspot.com/)

Before commenting I always read the story or stories indicated. However, in

this case I realized my mistake as soon as I clicked the link. I gave that

bofoon one more hit to drive his hit count up. Maybe I'll start posting

articles on my blog like:

Microsoft - Should get out of the operating systems business and start a chain

of chicken finger restaurants.

Oracle - Relational databases are just a fad, they should diversify into

concrete.

Apple - Should just liquidate the company and payout the sharholders (oops -

Michael Dell beat me to that one).

Hooters - Is there a Hooters O/S in the works? It should be built on BSD with a

Linux Kernel, .NET GUI and Open GL based file-system.

Linux - Who would ever use a non-Unix Unix clone? It'll never make it in the

server market. Trovalds should build an aquarium.

Google - Who needs search? I already have everything worth reading bookmarked.

Gartner - They're always soo right about the future, they should publish

lottery numbers.

Amazon - No one will ever get that Amazon sells books, they should sell snakes,

large bugs and other things found in the actual Amazon.

NASA - Should use string cheese to build the world's first space elevator.

Doctors - From now on they should only operate on the healthy, where survival

is much more likely.

Viagra - Should exclusively market itself on the Internet using spam.

and finally!!!

Slashdot - Nerds don't care about news. I bet they don't get any postings or

hits.

This way I can drive my advertising revenue up and get quoted a lot, even if

I'm bizarrly and outrageously mistaken.