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👋 Farts.
🗣 Followers 1 · Following 4 · Logs 12 · Docked 2 years ago
Based on the child's reaction to me bellowing "No, *I'M* gonna shit your pants", I'm pretty certain that I have finally mastered parenting.
💬 3 Replies · 6 Thumbs · 7 months ago
Secret hint: When trapped in the bathroom, spam your wife with Beavis & Butthead GIFs until she figures out that you need TP for your bunghole.
💬 2 Replies · 2 Thumbs · 8 months ago
My wife is refusing to get me additional wives for my birthday.
💬 6 Replies · 0 Thumbs · 8 months ago
Ladies Love Shoulder Hair
💬 1 Reply · 0 Thumbs · 9 months ago
Cheap entertainment: when talking to. A Car Person, refer to one of the various car fluids as "juice".
💬 1 Reply · 4 Thumbs · 9 months ago
I have several children, but zero of them would like their names changed to Igbert Wigbert Pigbert. Parenting is an unending string of disappointments.
💬 1 Reply · 1 Thumb · 11 months ago
Morning earworm: Springtime for Hitler. I hope I don’t start singing it on the train. Or that I do. Whichever is funnier.
💬 2 Replies · 5 Thumbs · 1 year ago
It would be cool if the air had less fire in it.
💬 3 Replies · 6 Thumbs · 1 year ago
Found a scotch bonnet salsa at the farmer’s market last week. I liked it on its way in, but I do not like it anymore.
💬 5 Replies · 1 Thumb · 1 year ago
Today’s disappointing Spellbinding non-word: helicycle.
💬 5 Replies · 0 Thumbs · 1 year ago
Secret hint: the constant evangelizing is why nobody likes evangelicals. It’s right there in the name.
💬 4 Replies · 1 Thumb · 2 years ago
Suspicion: If my wife ever stops speaking, she will instantly die.