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Soon: smarthouses like phones. A leak in the pipes means you have to buy a whole new house. But that will be the least of your worries, because most problems with your plumbing will need debugging, and I don't mean those nice little biological bugs, but the nasty, incorporeal ones. You won't be doing the debugging either, because it's all proprietary, you will likely need to wait for the next update before you can shower with hot water. Let's just hope the browser doesn't freeze the whole security system, locking you inside while cloudflare verifies that you are a human.
But *surely* they'll leave the commode flushing mechanism user-debuggedly non-proprietary, otherwise we're talking epic shitshows!