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3 biggest lies: Clean version

3 degrees below zero

82.03.03_utzoo.1459_net.jokes.q

82.04.02_utcsrgv.173_net.jokes.q

A Middle East Parable (no, this doesn't belong in net.jokes.q)

A Twin Tower Saga

A University by any other name...

A chemical tale that almost rhymes

A new chemical form of birth control

A pun from the Windy City

A refurbished very old joke

Adhesives and Pastries

Aggie War Story

Alexander Portnoy ...

And I'm not Joe King

Another DEC joke

Another Polish Joke

Another Zen light bulb joke

Another class of jokes

Another class of jokes

Another police joke

Applied Grammar

Artie the wierdo

BULL jokes question

Barak Pearlmutter's correction of Charles Horton's stolen joke

Being an elevator operator...

Being an explosives expert...

British Virgins

Bundles for Britain.

But can they make good guacamole??

Carpenters do it

Chicken Farming

Commentary on "oldy"

Computer Do Its

Computer-oriented songs

Confessions of Margaret Trudeau

Consulting Rates

Continuing Education

Correction and Notification

Cross roads - from a notesfile

DEC Field Service

DEC Field Service (a joke in itself)

Define Canadian

Definition of accountant...

Did I have a good time with the Siamese twins?

Did you hear the one about the Sheik who just bought a Vax?

Distinction between net.jokes and net.jokes.q

Don't Read This if You Have Any Taste

Down in the Rat Lab

Dr. Pepper does it with .....

Economic definitions

Election day blues

Electron joke (story) wanted

Ethnic Jokes,etc.

Extension to Lisp

Fluid Mechanics

Fly Quantum, the discrete airline

For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics

Forget Ethnic, this is religious

Frank Sinatra ...

From notesfile net.jokes at uicsovax

From notesfile net.jokes at uicsovax

Geting your money's worth

Getting your money's worth

Good old elephants

Helen Keller jokes

Here comes another pun

How Many Americans

How do you keep your cactus so healthy?

How does a Jewish-American Princess change a light bulb?

How many Americans?

How many Americans?

How many Canadians...

How many Carl Sagan's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many Computer Scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to change a bulb?

How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?

How many and Ethnic Jokes

How many computer engineers . . .

How many database people does it take ...

How many gods does it take to change a light bulb:

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Harrisburg, PA?

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

How much energy is needed to destory a forest\?

How to make a decision in a beauracracy

I was once a coal miner...

INTER-COURSE JOKES

In honor of Beethoven, whose birthday is today (Dec. 16).

It Seems That...

It just goes to show why we need joke.q...

Jupiterians, Jovians (watmath.1288)

LA and California

Laws of Thermodynamics

Light Bulb Summary

Light Bulbs in Colorado

Long-lived Cetaceans

Martian Jungle Scene...

Mayor Daley still does it--

More Dolly Parton:

More Elephant Jokes

More Funny Stuff

More Rolling the Ball

More Texan Jokes

More limericks...

More peculiar questions

New PCM newsgroup

Non-discriminating (I think) Ethnic Joke

Not a Polish joke

Not another light bulb joke

Not for Japanese elephant lovers

Not for Negros. -- no racism intended

Obscene Phone Call

Oh, boy! Elephant jokes!

On the lighter side

One more krazy joke

Our govt vs. Mcdonald's

Peculiar questions

Polymer chemists do it...

Preppies Beware

Presidents Buy Socks

Presidents in heaven

Programmer joke

Prussion Officer Corps (an oldie, but not heard for a while)

Quantum mechanics

RE: Being a coal miner

RE: VERY POOR TASTE

Re-incarnation.

Re: Camel story

Re: Sex and the Simple Man

Re: A University by any other name...

Re: And What is Love?

Re: Another Polish Joke

Re: Baby jokes.

Re: Being an elevator operator...

Re: But can they make good guacamole??

Re: Camel story

Re: Chemists Only

Re: Chemists Only

Re: Computer-oriented songs

Re: Consulting Rates

Re: Do-its Query

Re: Do-its Query

Re: Ethnic Jokes

Re: Ethnic Jokes

Re: Ethnic jokes

Re: For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics

Re: For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics

Re: Golden Throne

Re: How Many Americans

Re: How many Americans?

Re: How many Americans?

Re: How many Americans?

Re: How many Carl Sagan's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Re: How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?

Re: How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb?

Re: More peculiar questions

Re: More peculiar questions

Re: Murphys Law

Re: Murphys Law

Re: RE: VERY POOR TASTE

Re: Roses are red...

Re: Roses are red...?

Re: Still Another Light Bulb Joke

Re: Texas strikes back at HBS

Re: Texas strikes back at HBS

Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics

Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics

Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics

Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics

Re: To get the ball rolling . . .

Re: To get the ball rolling . . .

Re: To get the ball rolling . . .

Re: To get the ball rolling...

Re: What do you get ...

Re: avoid Neptuneans in ethnic jokes

Re: bad jokes on the net

Re: dead babies

Re: further auto jokes

Re: further auto jokes

Re: humor of questionable taste

Re: more bulb jokes

Re: more bulb jokes

Re: re: Confessions of Margret Trudeau. (watmath.2260)

Re: read this with an open mind

Re: read this with an open mind

Re: read this with an open mind

Re: read this with an open mind

Re: zeppo.113: Roses are red...

Re: zeppo.113: Roses are red...

Re: zeppo.113: Roses are red...

Re:3 degrees below zero!

Roses are red...

Royal Wedding jokes

Royal Wedding jokes and Lesse Majeste

Russian Joke Contest

S U P E R B U G !

Sailors in inland Canada

Scotsmen do it...

Scottish riddle

Sex and the simple man

Sex, Snow, and Dogs

Sexist sheep joke

Shah Guido G stories

Shoplifter's Creed:

Shoplifters Creedll...

Should be a joke

Sign on hotel near closed GM Plant

Slightly Ethnis Joke (SEJ?)

So there's this Texan and a B-Schooler, see? ...

Social Pariah: net.jokes.q

Some more Doits ...

Spring : net.jokes

Still Another Light Bulb Joke

Stories your parents didn't tell you

Texans Lookout!

Texas strikes back at HBS

The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics

The Curse of King Tut

The Night Before Chanukah or ...

The censorship debate

The demise of net.jokes.q

The demise of net.jokes.q

The secret of immortality

The ultimate elephant joke.

Theorem: Halloween = Christmas

Thermodynamic songs

This one should be nuked

Three more chemistry jokes

To all Canadians:

To get the ball rolling . . .

To get the ball rolling...

To get the ball rolling...

Told by a friend

Trip to Hawaii for $9.95

True light bulb joke for Californians

Try this one...

VERY POOR TASTE

WHERE DOES ONE GET VIRGIN WOOL cv

Well, I think it's a funny computer doit...

Well, maybe not, but where else?

What do elephants use for tampons?

What do you call...

What do you do when your engine quits at night?

What do you get ...

What does a pilot eat when on a diet?

What does an Eskimo get when he sits on top of his igloo?

What's A gluteous maximus?

What's President Reagan's favorite vegetable?

What's a minimum?

What's purple and commutes?

What's the difference between a photographer and a painter?

Whats green and red and spins around at 100 kph?

Whats ten inches long and white?

Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

Why do babies have the soft spot in the back of their heads?

Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?

Why is it that...

Worse than bad taste

YAIJ (Yet another If ... joke.

YALBJ (Yet ANother Light Bulb Joke)

YALBJ with a twist

Yet Another Camel Joke

Yet Another Light Bulb Joke

Yet Another Limerick

Yet another lightbulb joke ...

Yiddish Encounter

You call it what???

Zen and Light Bulbs

a funny one for once????

another dead baby joke

another do it joke...

army intellegence

avoid Neptuneans in ethnic jokes

bad jokes on the net

bad taste vs. bad jokes

bug joke again for arpavax

cat in the trash

chem lab graffiti

clarification of stasho & guido

curse of King Tut

further auto jokes

generic ethnic jokes

harmless ethnic joke

harmless ethnic joke (gripping conclusio (ucbvax.5663 followup)

harmless ethnic joke (gripping conclusion)

how did Helen Keller burn her fingers?

humor of questionable taste

i was a baby once

infect: another funny manual page

joke of good taste

jokes of questionable taste

more Helen Keller humor...

more bulb jokes

more bulb jokes

more bulb jokes again

more rooster jokes

oldie but goodie

one more do it joke

please- no more cruel/sick stuff

professional do its

psychological do its

re FINAL EXAM...

re: Confessions of Margret Trudeau

re:INFAMOUS SAYINGS

read this with an open mind

rolling the ball

roses are red,violets are blue.....anyone?

roses are red,violets are blue.....anyone?

sorry texas A & M

thanks for all the roses are red jokes...

three roosters?

title=Operating Systems Humour

uwvax!greg joke

what's a megawatt...?

wisdom, continued

xyzzy command (sytek.144 in net.lan)

yet another fairy-tale comment...

yet another light bulb joke

yet-another-but-different-light-bulb-(sort-of)-joke